Dazzler

Schar, Tino and Tonali all synchronised bed shitting.

Fuck sake. This is going to be a long night.

“I just can’t understand it.” Probably shouldn’t have chosen football commentary as a profession then Fletch you fucking idiot.

Been doing extra training sessions with Papiss Cisse on his road back to fitness.

“Penalty surely!” fuck off man

Trent at right back is the only glimmer of hope I see without Isak. Gordon needs to have a big game.

The last two games I presided over were the correct format too and were comfortably our worst performances this season

Cromwell is surely seen as a traitor to rags like the daily mail. They wank themselves daft over the royal family. Also are they suggesting that labour have suppressed technology. I’d be interested to know how they have photos of Cromwell who was in power 200+ years before the invention of photography.

Daft cunts will try and sterilise the trans community, the smooth brained gonks.

Get Osula on starting. He’s the most likely to wind up VVD and take several elbows.

Wilson should never get a run out again based on today. Two chances to put the game to bed and the daft greedy cunt put himself over the team. I fully accept that the above will bite me on the arse and look forward to it. Hopefully, in the final.

2-0 us.

Sending him his complaints by way of cave paintings.

Tell him the ref played 4 minutes to give them a chance and they still fucked it.

It was Willock against Palace I think and the goal was disallowed.

Wilson could have played Tonali there greedy cunt.

Gordon gets pushed into their player and they cry for a pen. Daft cunts.

It’s going to be 4-4 this isn’t it?

Murillo just threw him out of the way. So a fucking foul then, aye?

Callum Wilson will at least lean on Selz

Bruno with his trademark dive on the edge of their box. It literally never goes his way. Cunt refuses to look to play the ball.

What a fucking tackle by Hall there to dig Tino out of the shit.

How long until Yates two footers someone?