Dazzler

They have a thread questioning how many years it’ll take them to compete with us but it’s boring because it’s all largely sensible comments saying they probably never will again.

I’m an accountant. Just be glad I don’t start about super deductions.

And then the whole train started clapping.

I think it becomes redundant at the end of the season anyway since the rules switch over to the UEFA model. My view is we are hoping to pick the bones of the clubs that are scrambling to meet the criteria before 30th June. We’re hoping to be Brighton and get a Minteh type at the expense of a club that has been a bit daft.

Fucking hell lads, it's only 6-7 years - not 67. I am sure we'll all be around to witness TBD never get a ticket.

Just get a prefab stadium and a crane - knock the whole thing up in a few hours. Maybe the club could offer free hot dogs in burger buns and get the fans in to fit the new seats for them - it worked out for our webbed toed neighbours.

I am not sure it is. Both highlight intent which is the most damning thing but the longer sentence explains a motive.

"There is no evidence of murder" - She got convicted of seven murders and eight additional attempts at murder. Admittedly, I am no legal expert but I assume there must have been some evidence of murder. It's just a case of shit care and natural causes - the fact that all of the deaths occurred when she was on shift, and the rate of deaths was unprecedented is just a coincidence. Howay man, the mad cunt did it.

Who wants to tell him?

Farage will have been ousted by then for being too centrist anyways. Musk only wants Aryan brothers leading the nations - none of this tab smoking, pint drinking, investment banking man of the people bollocks.

It might come in like a skimmer and slit the top of the earth off and give the flat earthers somewhere to live and finally feel validated. Not for long though as they will be involved in a molten lava related accident pretty sharpish.

Thankfully a wedge of the cunts selecting reform will be dead by the time the next election rolls around.

Willock is normally spot on against teams that play high lines. He generally can't do a thing against a team with ten men behind the ball as his pace is redundant and he's not strong enough to get through them. Arsenal is the type of team I'd expect him to cause a bit of bother with his pace.

Standing, sitting and trying to push it back in through your shorts to buy time.

Michelle Keegan. That's why he's not responding. He's ripping it off at the hinge with one hand and got three fingers, knuckle deep in his jinker with the other.

He was one of the original twitter ITKs from memory along with soccer sauce, and that helmet cwarr. All chin dribbling divvies.

I've spent the last three weeks on a health kick - drinking three litres of water, increasing my step count and nailing the exercise bike. Up until Friday I'd gone from 15st 8 to 14st 10 in those three weeks. Then the weekend happened and I've ended up more or less back to 15 clem Once upon a time I'd just have to make a decision to exercise more and eat less and the weight would fall off me (with little effort). These days I have to put an actual shift in for it and one slip and I'm back to square one. The beauty of getting old, I guess.

A tiny little stretcher.

Good. He's been shite this season

They don't need them - we'll just not play the cunts

If we set up in the exact same way as the first leg then I think we probably end up finishing the game off in the first half. I think Arsenal are a bit like us in a lot of ways. They seem to be completely toothless when it comes to breaking down a team throwing everyone behind the ball.

It paid off, but meant we had to sacrifice a homegrown squad player in Anderson and promising youngster in Minteh - both of whom would have gotten minutes for us this season. It's completely unsustainable long term IMO. Ideally, we need to find a handful of talented youngsters that may never hit the top level but we can sell off for £10m a pop to newly promoted sides. That's effectively what the "big 6" cunts have been up to. I still think we should be going mental signing Saudi teenagers, training them for a year and selling them to Saudi clubs for £5m-£10m each. If any of them are stars then we keep them. It's not against any rules (yet), and would be a way to get a few quid each season. Surely, the Saudi youngins would benefit a lot in our set up too so it would be win win in many respects.

I think that's the plan. To create an "us vs the world" narrative. Isolationism to a point where the rest of the world is painted as an enemy of the US - which of course, only Trump and his cohort are capable of protecting them all from. They are stupid enough to fall for it too.