Dazzler

As if he's going to be living in Sunderland

The most in form striker in the league, and possibly in Europe (which by extension means the world if we're honest), 25 years old so another 8-10 years of top level footy ahead of him, can cover the wings and still score. Mbappe got 125m euro signing on fee (which I presume was the fee Madrid were willing to spend on the transfer near enough) and is in similar form to Isak and is a year older. I don't think £150m is unrealistic to be honest.

I think they only push to go if Man City, Bayern, Real or PSG are willing spunk an insane wedge on them. I don't think they'd push to move anywhere else in our (and everyone elses) current position. Moving to the rest of the big 6 (including Liverpool) isn't a guarantee of success it once was - Plus if it's money motivated then they are all fucking off to Saudi anyways because no one can compete with them on wages.

This means they are banking on not being promoted. They are definitely going to sell the better Bellingham in this window.

There's a reason I added the caveat tbf

It was the bit about his birth certificate that lives with me. "Not only do I have my birth certificate, but I have a video from my birth" - then proceeds to play the opening to the Lion King

He's a big enough name for the Yanks (think that's why he got the Birmingham job), is a 'club legend', is cheap and is close enough to both of their families where his missus can make sure he's not balls deep in a morgue - this could work......for everyone else

Should have just got his wife to run instead of Hilary Clinton and got him on the microphone as often as possible as well as writing all of her speeches.

He did an interview with that afb leader where she said hitler was a "communist/socialist guy - and we're the exact opposite" - He agreed like the moron he is. All of this ignores the fact that hitler invaded the soviet union, repeatedly called communism the enemy of Germany, thought Marxism was a Jewish conspiracy and locked up trade unionists in concentration camps before the first Jewish person was ever sent to one. If you ignore all of that then he maybe has a point. Bloke is mentally unwell. We should feel sorry for him if he wasn't so fucking dangerous.

Trump's already shagged his own man, so he wins. Plus Musk's daughter thinks he's a cunt since she's trans and Musk thinks that is a "woke mind virus". - so I really doubt she'd shag either of them

It's a crying shame that the maga movement didn't happen four years sooner tbh, back when trump was lying about Kenyan birth certificates. Obama destroyed him in one of his speeches at a press dinner. He'd have killed maga dead had Trump tried to run against him.

I doubt he'd want it tbh. He didn't want the England job because of the shit press and the dick head fans. I imagine that's no different at Everton, except the press don't care as much and the fans are the biggest bunch of entitled, shitbags in the country.

This is the way. Brown, relatively centrist (albeit left leaning) man makes sensible comments about economy - bad. White, far right, deranged pensioner makes insane comments about random shit - prime time, baby!

Except for Schar and Bruno really - both of them have had a good rest leading into this one. The rest should 100% be rotated.

Na it was him - didn't he say he wanted pegged and then he wanted to suck the rubber cock afterwards too? It got way worse than a good old filthy sanchez

I think Bruno plays, he's the captain and had a full week of rest. I reckon Hall gets the nod too, but it makes more sense to bench him. Even though Targett has only just recovered from two years out with Marcelino's disease he should have more than enough about him to handle Bromley.

I honestly think we'd be tempted at £80m+ for either player - at least I think so for Bruno.

Has to be really. Fonseca plays Kamikaze footy from memory and will send them straight down and Jose is a fancy sounding Dyche these days. Moyes will at least keep them up, probably. Plus they’ll hate it which is okay with me.

I genuinely thought you were kidding and then I googled it. Fucking hell man that is beyond fucking disgusting For reference this is the only time they’ll allow people to call someone mentally ill. There is zero difference between this and twitter now. Glad I’m off the lot.

He tried to be a bastion of moral standards by attacking Andrew Tate in his videos (which should be a fucking free hit) and ended up outing himself as a raging islamophobe in the process. He’s a loudmouth who reckons he’s a hard cunt. He was decent when he first came up but the attention and money clearly made him a worse version of what he already thought he was IMO.

The consultant I had to see for a severe bleed in my bowel a few years back was a complete weapon too. He was more arsed about proving himself right than my wellbeing. He never found out what was causing it and eventually whatever it was just healed itself and I hope it still bothers him that he couldn’t diagnose me with crohns or colitis - so I guess I’m just as big a prick as him in reality His boss was absolutely class tbf. She had all of his knowledge and none of his ego.

Also, not a fan of the truth. How dare he make sure we don’t forget the absolute shambles she left behind.

The fucking irony. The brass neck. Hilarious.

Tbf when I’ve thought about the slimy six clubs he could end up at it has always been Chelsea I’ve thought would be the most likely, because spurs are utter dog shit. I don’t think he’d ever want it like, it’s as big a clown car as ‘United’ and there is every chance he takes us up to the ‘elite’ level anyway.