Gemmill

Hope reckons Delap's people think if Isak is still here, we're not gonna be the right place for him.

Aye I think he's completely done now. I think he'd have signed a new contract by now if Howe thought he had anything left to offer.

Peyp doyn sure!

Pwecisely Wobert!

Nah as we mentioned the other day, no one appears to be paying attention to UEFA FFP cos they don't boot you out of the competition and you don't get points deductions. You pay a fine. Chelsea and Villa are both in breach by the sound of it and Chelsea are just in discussions with UEFA about how much it'll cos them. We'll do the same I would guess.

Try being 6 foot 3.

"You shag ONE sheep!"

https://stefanborson.substack.com/p/revealed-the-clubs-at-risk-of-2425?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1780285&post_id=162045754&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Good read. There's a section on us. He thinks we'll have bother with our 25/26 UEFA FFP.

Thumbty.

Having watched the press conference, I'd say he doesn't look or sound 100%. Hopefully he's being sensible cos trying to come back too quickly from being very ill isn't a good idea.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14646893/Newcastle-boss-Eddie-Howe-seen-time-hospitalised-pneumonia.html Hope's report from the press conference. It's the Mail, but EDDIE'S BACK so fuck you.

Calvert-Lewin would be our mix it up option if the rumours that won't go away about us being interested are true.

This thing is mint. She's demoing it here using a sample quote from a film with a drum loop added, but you can piss about sampling guitar bits in and then mangle the fuck out of them in the same way as she is here (plus LOADS of other stuff). Or just load other samples and drum loops etc. It comes with four different synth engines and a fully functioning sampler and it's basically a Game Boy but for music. It's based on the old tracker format that original computer music was done on, so it looks like a spreadsheet which is always good. It's eight tracks but you can resample inside the machine so you can keep freeing up new tracks. I used to practice and learn new stuff on guitar, but I never intended to play it anywhere so it all felt a bit pointless. Now I just load nonsense into this thing, mangle it, chop it up and fanny about with it, earphones in. Hours of fun. Here's some tuneful nonsense someone's come up with on it.

Back in the saddle.

Someone's hate-listening to his Fatboy Slim play list again...

Aye I'd say Arsenal and then us as his best options, assuming Liverpool are looking for more of a name if Nunez goes. Maybe Villa if they decide to cash in on Watkins. Man United and Chelsea are basket cases. Man United might finish 17th this season, and they are very unlikely to turn that into top 5 next season.

Unsurprisingly, it wasn't deep fried sourdough. It was a fucking hash brown.

I'm not worried about an extra 8,000 reeking brummie arses on seats.

Marcowuh Gabbeyadeyney?!

They'd stone their nanas for a derby win.

Aye I'd go along with that.

Let Lakes Rainman Renton tell people what mountain they're standing under. The real Lakes specialists focus on food identification.

Aye we book cos it's usually rammed. Great food though. The Round is canny on the main street if you can convince all 10 of your family that they need burger and chips for their tea.