Gemmill

I don't want to hear anyone complaining about the buildup on Sky being all about Liverpool v Man City when you can watch THE LASSES play Durham. AND IT'S LIVE!

Oof sounds brutal. Proper back spasm pain is fucking unbearable. Hope you get sorted with a permanent solution soon.

My lass was watching some show called Inside The Arrest, telling the story of high profile arrests. Anyway, the one before was this lad from Essex that was plotting to kidnap Holy Willoughby. When they burst into the fat cunt's house, he's in his bed.... Full LFC bedspread. And a poster of the Liverpool squad on the wall. Above the head of his bed is a large dream catcher with a painting of a wolf in the middle of it. His name.... Gavin Plumb. Just your average LFC fan imo.

Nah I didn't. Fuck them.

I didn't want Arsenal to snatch it at the end there. Unbelievable save and then the block from Ballard right at the end. They're having some season.

THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!

Aye I'd agree with this. We're taking the piss out of Liverpool for blaming their results on Jota dying but we're trying to claim that our lads are so cut up by Isak just leaving the club. Fuck that. If any of them are genuinely moping around cos that cunt left please sell them in January, ideally to Liverpool so they can be reunited with stick boy.

It looked absolutely amazing. But I am NOT SHOCKED to find you unable to appreciate it, Mr LANDMAN!

It was quality, Ripley. And it looked fucking brilliant too.

You can't write a full fantasy like that and give it this ending. Tell us what happens to Woltemade. And it better be good.

It's appalling for a kid of 16, who I assume was born and raised in the US, to be feeling like that. The ICE raids are proper nazi shit.

Ugh he's an Arsenal fan! At least he seems to have a genuine interest in football.

Their answer to everything re schools is that it needs to come from existing school budgets. Which they know is an impossible ask cos the schools can barely afford to run as it is. They're a fucking joke. At this rate I'll be voting Green unless I HAVE to vote Labour in my seat to try and keep Reform out. Which I suspect will be the case.

I mean, if she's not aware of him then it's a dereliction of duty cos it's a left wing politician who has run an incredible campaign and come from nowhere, against a very hostile media, to win an election. But as you well know, the all get given their "lines to take" before they go out in front of the press, and it isn't remotely conceivable that Mamdani was missed off that because it's an absolutely massive international story. She's been told to say she isn't aware of him, I'm sure of it. Which is why she looked like a glitching robot with her turbo blinking. Let's see if they improve the line for the next time one of them gets asked or if this story has escaped ALL of their attentions.

If Bridget was in this position 10 years ago, she'd have been glowing with praise and saying that it showed that the left has a future etc. The view on what's acceptable to say in this country has shifted so fucking far to the right that they darent even speak now. They'd rather look like a lying fool than look like a lefty. If they're not careful, Labour will face the same sort of extinction event that the Tories have just faced.

I've watched a couple of teaser/trailers and it looks weird as fuck. I'll give it a go though. 👍

The thing is, more and more ministers will get asked about him now, after that weird answer from Bridget. If they've all been told to pretend they know nothing about him it's very quickly going to look fucking ridiculous.

I'm sure it's just a confidence issue. If there were genuinely problems with basic control of the football or ability to pass the ball 5 yards, he wouldn't be playing in the Premier league. He's just in a really bad place in his head.

Terrified to say something positive in case there are consequences.

Osula out now too. Just as well Big Nick has got a huge thick penis, or we'd be fucked.

Aye good guess.

Could you not get another one of them for your project car?

Wow. No injuries? Looks like it took a canny whack.

Sammy's into motorbikes as well I think. He's basically Lou Carpenter tinkering with his HR.