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  1. Gemmill
    Shearer wearing a blue dress shirt with monogrammed A.S. cuffs btw. Alan Sphincter.
  2. Gemmill
    Ekitike is "the one" for Liverpool. Not my words, the words of Gary Lineker's The Rest Is Football podcast. They're talking about whether Isak needs to reinvent himself as a winger to get into the team. Alexander Isakarus. Flew too close to the sun and has returned back to earth with a bump.
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    Btw, the fact Howe is talking about a 6 week pre season, and the talk there's been about him not going to the AFCON. It would be a bit of a piss take if he does his "pre season" with us and fucks off to AFCON for a month the second he's fit. Which is pretty much how the timings would line up. Fingers crossed he ends up staying here.
  4. Gemmill
    Pint and a half today by the look of it.
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    https://archive.ph/moI09 Fuck knows what the Bruce Springsteen bit means.
  6. Gemmill
    From Hope. Eddie blasting shade in Isak's direction - Wissa will need a 6 game pre season, Isak is 8 weeks into his and he's still dog pump.
  7. Gemmill
    Nana font on your phone too.
  8. Gemmill
    Just old people doing Google searches like they're talking to their butler.
  9. Gemmill
    Such incredible chutzpah from the Status Quo man.
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    Soft Cell were alright, but Almond saved his best for Gene Pitney.
  13. Gemmill
    It's match cam time, shitheads.
  14. Gemmill
    We would absolutely piss the Europa League.
  15. Gemmill
    Meze and chips, as Steve Bruce knows it.
  16. Gemmill
    I've only just learned that Sancho is now at Villa.
  17. Gemmill
    I've got the algorithm so soundly whipped that it only serves me up the primo shit. All killer, no filler.
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    A podcast hosted by Scholes, Butt, and McGuinness btw.
  19. Gemmill
    This fucking arsehole. Firstly "same as Rafa did" just casually dropped in. Then making out like it was his idea that the club should sack him and appoint Howe.
  20. Gemmill
    GoAhead Eagles have won the Eurojackpot. They must have had a syndicate going.
  21. Gemmill
    I reckon Eddie's an arse man. Tindall is 100% a tits man, not a doubt in my mind.
  22. Gemmill
    Fireworks display outside his house every night in July and August if he'd done this for those tramps.
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    If you look at it from his pov btw, they've talked him out of leaving and making a fortune by going elsewhere, and then they've signed a load of forwards and he finds himself dropped. I mean it's not OK to act like a fanny, but combine that with having the news delivered to you by an anthropomorphic egg, and I can understand what's happened.
  24. Gemmill
    I'd do the same if someone picked that skinny Swedish cunt ahead of me. Absolutely delighted to see it coming to bits for them. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Slot's Dutch arrogance doesn't come across all that well when he's dropping you from the team.
  25. Gemmill
    Not as low as a man in his 60s wanking over 90 minutes of televised ballroom dancing on a Saturday night. THAT is a REAL low.
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