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I blame these messageboard riots on you and your lemon jumper, me. It's worse than Brixton at the minute.

Anything's safe where you bloody work, dear! (no)

I cannot beleive that this bloke is twenty-fucking-nine! What a fucking loser!

Ey-up, I missed that! Should have known you'd have something to say. Ahh whey, at least a naa we'll never be at loggerheads over women eh?

Send it to bed with kNEE dinner?

Need to nail them this time. None of this 3-2 malarky.

As far as I'm concerned bonny lad, the less people who share my interest in her, the better.

About 10 years ago, me and me Fatha took me sister to Eurodisney. While we were there, there was a Toy Story parade. This character in the middle.. ..clipped me accross the face. He had a plastic hand aswell! You don't see me sticking a fucking claim in though do you!? Soft bugga!

Thankfully I'm not bum enough to turn up and stand in that crowd. However, if that spawny fucking cretin gave me that kind of abuse, I'd vault the fence and pagger the little gork. It would be worth every single kick off them big blokes around him. Not that they looked much like they wanted to protect him, mind.

Well I hope he agrees to that before you do, mind.

My name: Chewy tha Ass Grabba Board name: Secret Rot Sloth

Nerds Is there a game where you can set off fireworks so you can simulate the real thing? Does that make sense? or did it just sound much better in my head? You could just play spider solitare on your PC like. By the way, you can all fuck off with the nerd shite, we're having an all day sesh the next day. It's the simple fact that NYE is BOLLOCKS.

He was probably fucking monged man! You should have seen the state of me once after we shared a couple of his spliffs at a piss up a few years back. I couldn't see. That was the time you fucked off home about 8 o'clock eh, ya big puff. Correct! Got on the Metro at Haymarket, to go back to West Monky, and fell asleep. Woke up at Percy Main, so I went back to sleep, stayed on at St James' hoping I'd get home. Fell to kip again, woke up at Benton. Got off at Benton, switched sides, went back to West Monky. Unfortunately, fell to sleep and woke up at Whitley Bay. Gave up and fucking walked home. Didn't fancy overshooting it for a 4th time.

Well ya never know what Santy might bring ya.

I thought this said 'The Radgina Topless xmas cookbook' and the \ was just a mistake. Ah wey.

He was probably fucking monged man! You should have seen the state of me once after we shared a couple of his spliffs at a piss up a few years back. I couldn't see.

Citizen Under Numerous Trees I'd say.

When I was about 7, me Fatha moved into a house with his now ex, at a place that was about 4 or 5 houses converted from an old farm. His was the smallest of the lot, and the bloke they bought it off was a bit of a rich fucker, moving somewhere bigger. Anyway, he lived with his son, and they had a few dogs, 2 Quad Bikes and a few guns. They used to go out rabbit shooting in the fields behind the house, and elsewhere. They had the guns stored in a simple wood cabinet, but because of that, all the windows had to be barred up. They were lockable, slide-accross bars like, but it made the house look like a fucking prison. He also had to get a decent alarm system fitted aswell. That was all before they gave him a license. This was all a long time ago and things have probably changed significantly, but, fuck that for a game of Soldiers!

Bernard Matthews has issued a £10,000 reward for the arrest of the Prostitute killer. He commented 'I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my fucking patch.'

Anyone fancy a bit of Rugby tomorrow? Ipswich are desperately short of hookers.

Aye a naa, cos the first person anyone should listen to about pubs is a bloke who desn't drink, like.

As I am also doing the same, I suggest an investigation into this intriguing mystery. I suspect all we will find is rude people, tramps and expensive pints, though but.

They're just giving you a slap on the wrists man, it's probably something they send out to put the shits up you, send you on a guilt trip, and make you think twice about doing it again. If they wanted to take it further they'd have done it by now.

Christmas in the Caribbean man.

This thread is basically an avalanche of fucking bollocks jokes, like.