TheMoog

Looks about 12, will last all of 12 minutes against a premiership defender

But they weren't I know, doesn't it feel good

Fixed to my standards Yes, I'm a sitter.

Turns out it was Mike Ashley, not Mort. I'm sure if the rolls were reversed Quinn would have been doing the same.

Don't like Frenchies

And there's scousers who claim WE'RE deluded???

Looks like Nobby's been released by Wist Am too, that was worth him moving down there then wasn't it - still, we got £2m so I'm sure he got a nice sign on fee at the time.

I hope you're right

I'm starting to get a real bad feeling about this whole thing, I mean I don't trust the papers but so far Ashley's done nothing that makes me think we're in for an exciting ride any time soon. It's probably the papers stirring as per usual but to be honest they're making a plausible enough case for this Keegan not being backed story that I can see it affecting players wanting to come in. So much for Ashley wanting to make Newcastle a European team again, all I'm seeing is a mediocre, mid-table team with no ambition and dickheads on the board who go over the managers head by appointing people like Dennis Wise. ... I have that Monday feeling if you hadn't guessed

I would want him to walk. I'd want Ashley to walk

I must admit if paper reports are to be believed (that's a BIG if though) I can understand Kev feeling pissed off with being messed about by the board. Yes we probably could do with trimming the wage bill but Kev could also do with some backing. On a side note I'd snap Crouch up given half a chance, I want to see the crazy robot dance!

From SSN: Is that not what he said last time? Either Sky's lazy journos are bored or Taylor's acting like a cracked record. In all fairness I can understand Taylor wanting it sorted but this really isn't the way to go about getting a decent contract offer.

Some of you are being a bit harsh to the Spurs lad aren't you? I mean I know some of his opinions are likely to differ from yours but I didn't think he was like that cockwipe Torres, or did I miss something somewhere?

Is this really official or just some foreign guff?

March 'last' year? Christ it's taken them long enough hasn't it? Those Liverpool magistrates must be a busy lot

Not your own country?! Pffft, some fan you are.

You said it mate. I think you miss understood the use of the article. It was a reference to the Spurs fan, but never mind, I`m sure you`ll grasp English sooner or later. I think you misunderstood his piss taking at your expense. Even though he's probably happy and snug in his Swiss chalet eating Toblerone I think it's nice that Torres is making the effort to learn our language, it's just a shame he's such a penis.

You need good cover it's true, we lack strength in depth and have for several seasons now. With our squad being paper thin we really do need some new faces in to bulk us out, I can't shake the feeling though that Ashley's not backing Kev as much as we'd like him to. We're not a club in financial trouble, we have a wealthy owner, while I'm enjoying the transfer thing being low-key for a change it doesn't help keep the momentum going that arrived when Keegan returned. I don't expect instant success, contrary to the popular belief of crap journos and muppets I think the majority of Toon fans feel the same way - it would be nice though to think that we have some good, new players to look forward to rather than every time we're linked with someone that person ends up at Spurs, or worse at a mid-table team not even in Europe. Currently we don't have the pull we're used to but hopefully if Ashley backs Kev we can have a good enough season this year that our pull will be back to normal for next summer. Ashley needs to be making more of a public show of support for Keegan though imo.

Is Woodgate really worth his money? He's not looked anything like the player he was since RM. Although considering how much we paid for Smith..... He's been outstanding mate. I think I have counted 2 bad games from him since his arrival (one of which against you). Add to that a cup final winner and that transfer fee has already been justified. But two games is only just under Woody's usual annual game quota isn't it? His bench in the sick bay would get cold if he left it for any longer

For a supposed supporter of Liverpool Torres sure does have a high post count on Newcastle Utd forum, I think he's in love with us really.

To be fair the Spuds are going to have more transfer pull at the moment, they're in London, they have UEFA Cup footy next season and a manager who's recently been seen as successful in Europe. As much as it upsets me to say it we need to have a good season next term through buying lesser know players if we're to try and catch them up.

To be fair I think any 16 year old who's loitering around at that time of night without good reason deserves a good hiding Their parents are likely scumbags as well... especially if they're scousers.

I found this an interesting read, while I don't condone Barton's actions I think I agree with the writer in principle.

Better than what we have at present

I don't like Terry, dirty, whinging, snot-blowing pikey