Kid Dynamite

If we get one back I think we will push on. Popes hardly touched the ball today

Well the pipe dream of a 2nd place finish didn't last long. I'd take a draw today and a top 5 finish at this point

How the fuck is that not a yellow? Studs down the ankle

We've been off the pace today. And Brighton haven't even played well

Willock missing most of the 1-2s so far

Danny Welbeck has never managed to score 10 premier league goals in a season despite having 16 seasons under his belt and having played for the likes of Arsenal and Man Utd. He's currently on 9 goals this season!

We were there with 2 other families, and none of them were really putting away the booze tbh. We've all got young kids. I drank plenty of fresh orange with breakfast, Coke Zero by the pool, copious amounts of bottled water and the odd chocolate milkshake on an evening There was an ice cream parlour, waffle house, pizza restaurant, burger restaurant etc where you could fill your boots during the day though!

I've just done a week all inclusive in Lara Beach. £2k for the 3 of us. Hotel was lovely and the food was good too. 25c every day.

4th-8th in Serie A separated by 3pts currently. We could do without Kelly coming back if Juve slip up!

The Maths is simple. Win our last 4 games and we finish 2nd.

Fuck City. Win tomorrow and we are 2 points behind Arsenal and still have them to play!

I see Harry Kane has effectively won his first trophy today (unless Bayern lose their last 2 games 14-0)

It's going to look more like this apparently If they slapped an old NUFC crest on this they would sell 100,000 of the fuckers!

Aye. He's basically confirmed that Wilson is here for the next 4 games and "let's see" beyond that. Which, as anyone with kids knows, means "not happening"

The local election results make for miserable reading. We might be banking on the Lib Dem's being the alternative vote at the next GE at this rate.

Spurs vs Man Utd final then. Battle of the shittest

Yamal nearly scoring the goal of the season there. Better than Messi was at 17

Drop words like "Skibbidy Rizla" and "Sigma" into the conversation.

That Kravistchella (sic) bloke is some player mind

It was an FA cup game they lost at the weekend

This is worse than Keith's story FFS

Glad to see Villa put in their season best performance against us to *checks notes* bolster their 7th place position and get into the Conference League

One thing for certain is that Callum Wilson is NOT a mix up option. He struggles to even hold the ball up when he comes on as a sub these days.

The club readily admit that if you apply for every home game you will win 2-3 on average. Your best bet is to refresh the website every day for a fortnight and hope you're fastest finger first on a spare appearing. Which is mental

Adidas training kit releases must be into double figures by now!