Monkeys Fist

It’s fucking mental that just less than 10 years ago, some regular, run-of-the-mill, mildly stupid but essentially normal for ‘Murica voted the Shit Clown in because they liked The Apprentice, and now those same people are fully fledged, hate-filled, conspiracy fuelled, cult members, covering their homes, cars and clothes in the name of the Shitmeister. I wonder if we’ll see the likes of Bob and Jean, the nice old couple from down the street who used to do Christmas House lights for charidee, plastered head to toe in the Frog Mouthed Cunt , popping down to the tattoo parlour to have “Stop der Bhoats!” Inked across their crimson foreheads on the way to their Neighbourhood Darkie Watch meeting with Stew and Joan, that nice couple who pay for all the flags during “Hate the Forriners” month?

The Mango has clearly had the word from his minions in the DoJ that they’ve “cleaned” the files. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgv653v1vjo And, of course, he’s attempting to deflect attention towards Bubba Clinton, who Guifre and others have specifically said took no part in abuse.

Most of Howe’s incoming players, tbh. He doesn’t really go for fancy superstars, but each player has added something to the team that was in need of improvement, even if it’s adding “future” players to the squad like Park. None of that was happening under the previous lot. Trippier was a crucial signing, Bruno too. Then you look at young lads like Tino and Hall. All great signings without being a superstar , and all contributing to raising the bar of the whole squad, which is what Howe is about.

🎶🎵Potato, potahto, Racist, mackem Lets call the whole thing unhinged 🎶🎵

Did you watch it in 2 minute bursts on TikTok? It’s one of the best movies of the year man.

I’m totally picturing yer man doing the head wobble, too.

He’ll be ok once his lift home turns up.

The reason we don’t “step foot in the village” isn’t because of hate, like. I have a toilet at home.

Presumably applications will go in to a draw, with the successful applicants being told by email they have lost?

It’s a perfectly cromulent term for one of those woman types.

His face was initially blurred on the BBC report, and I was thinking, ” Bet it’s that Andrew Windsor!”

Often brought to their door by a small boat danger to society.

You know about the hidden bear on the logo, aye?

Of course, resting my elbows on the cistern, like a normal person.

It could also be the cover of a White Stripes bootleg. The Brown Stripes.

I was based at Anzere, next door to Crans Montana when I was a snowboard bum. If you see any Swiss 30yr olds with Geordie accents, tell them Dad says hello.

Do any US courts have the power to enforce it , assuming he actually went through with it and won? Either way, I’m fairly sure the BEEB can play delay until the rancid bag of shite breathes his last rancid breath.

If you look closely, you’ll see I had a shite in reverse then played it back.

CT-“ It’s the Black Forest! Can we have cake, Mrs Tree?” Mrs. CT-” Absolutely not Christmas, you made a spectacle of yourself with the Wiener Schnitzel’s in Innsbrück, so no cake you for you” CT-

This is fucking insane btw. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3epygq5272o Italy investigating “human safaris” during the Balkans conflict where Italian psychopaths were paying to be taken to sniper spots in the hills above Sarajevo and taking shots at civilians- the price varied according to whether they shot at men, women or children. Hopefully anyone convicted gets to serve their sentence in Sarajevo.

My parents took me and my brother on the same trip when I was 3-4yrs old. I remember waking up one morning in the Black Forest, and there were foxes and roe deer just chilling around the car, and also vividly remember driving down a mad switchback road at the head of a valley in the Dolomites which my Mam spent the entire time with her hands over her eyes , gently screaming Also remember driving past the old Olympic ski jump at Innsbruck. Mrs. F. and I have said once the kids are independent, we’re doing it.

Just spent my “overnight” in a truckstop in Ellesmere Port. Had poached eggs on toast in the cafe, which was empty by the time I wandered in, and they had GB News, loudly, on the TV. Got “the look” when I asked them to put something else on. Also, the bogs… Thats an XXXL Super Wide Fatty seat. Felt like a bairn sitting in it, legs swinging away. They definitely have a target market.

My Grandad drove to Venice through the Alps in 1964, with most of his kids and their partners. He lost his wife not long before that, never remarried but I do remember when I was a kid in the 70s, he’d go on cruises with “his good friend” Hilary, the dirty old dog. One of my aunts had a holiday villa in Majorca, and he’d have a fortnight there every summer. Man was a legend

My sympathies go out to Toonpack and Renton, and thanks to everyone for your support. But let’s be honest, whilst mine, TP and Renton’s problems are a pain in the hole, there’s one here that is going to need the whole community on here to rally round, and even that might not be enough … … RIP @Howmanheyman, it was fun knowing you mate.

Not a bad idea. Catherine McKinnell is my MP.