Monkeys Fist

It was his son that got through it, hence the song.

Said none of our opponents at the time.

Nickleback That's just going above and beyond abuse. 2-0 to us. Fuck the Beige.

Fixed.

Yes. Did you wing the wong number?

If Barton wasn't a footballer, he'd probably have done a spell on the taxis- guess what kind of taxi driver he'd be

Let's find out..... @Christmas Tree, is LBJ ; 1) Something to do with cricket 2) A type of sandwich 3) A former King of America 4) What you get browsing eBay

No need, man

Is wykikitoon in NZ? https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/20/french-hitchhiker-goes-beserk-new-zealand-four-days-stuck-without-a-lift?client=safari

Unless he's on a flight.

Blumpkin Blowing Buggerers

I know that man, I meant more background and politics.

CT's young 'un had that terrible realisation that when she said goodbye to Ma & Pa on his 50th, they were browsing eBay. Poor lass.

Aye, go for it HMHM. It's a one-off HBO Biopic of LBJ. It starts immediately after the assassination of JFK, so if you're not familiar with LBJ and his position at the time, it might help to have a swift peruse of his wiki page or something, but having said that, it makes a pretty good job of explaining that from the off, so just dive in if you can't be arsed. It's very good.

3-2 to the Smegma Eaters.

My 17yr old nephew volunteers at Kielder, after he did work experience up there. Here's his astronomy page, he started it a few years ago. https://www.instagram.com/everything_cosmos/

Link has contact info for tickets. £10 adult £5 Nippers http://m.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/14725527.Pavel_Srnicek_s_brother_to_play_in_Newcastle_Legends_charity_match/

Photo on BBC of this mornings storm.

You talking about the original, with Yul Brynner? If so, aye, it's a cracking movie.

"What the fuuck was tha...oh no, I've shit myself" *keeps eyes closed, pretends to still be unconscious. Nurse- " Wake up love, we need to get you changed. Come on Stevie, wake up!"