Monkeys Fist

You shot Wolfy??? You cad!

Doesn't matter since we're all dead on the 21st.

State Scroungers add another child to the list.

Black Eye Friday is the 21st- coincidence? I think Wolfy should be shot told.

Clearly LTBobby hasn't been on the nest for a good while

Having been out in the peeve since 2.30pm this afternoon , I'm proud to say I have made it home intact, titty bars avoided, and relatively compis mentis. I'm now going to the bathroom to do battle with the evil bogroll monster. God help me.

Sudden death, however the cause, is an absolute bastard to deal with. Not much more I can add to that- PM me if you to talk about it, it does help, even just a wee bit.

Buy a tyre repair kit, do your journey, then get new tyres on Monday. Even if you need 2kits it's better than being ripped £1100

Maybe they are your darkest fantasies? You sick fucks!

Any Spurs players signed?

Harsh if the Mackem gets done for racist gestures tbf. It's just their natural reaction when they become excited/agitated.

The remark about the Muslim SS division was hardly snide, was it? And it's true. I think you're guilty of a bit of overreaction.

I can recommend some quality digs in Salford Quays

Boobs solve everything.

Eh?

He'll be sucking up rug like a lesbian nympho.

Christmas at yours must be fucking mint Fish.

If CT had said he was getting one, Gemmill would've given him dogs abuse.

Watching Arthur Christmas with the kids.

Gemmill " Hoover my room, robot!" Roomba " I'm sorry, Gremmill . I'm afraid I can't do that.