Monkeys Fist

Is that just up the road from Hovis Terrace?

The half time talk should just be Mad dog handing out raw liver, then eating it.

I agree.

Bruno hiding in the stock cupboard as the yellows are dished out here

8 minutes et. Isak hat trick incoming.

Fuck that , we’re on fire here.

I believe the correct phrase here is

HEADLESS FOCKEN CHOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

5-1 then.

You fucking Beauty!!!!!!!!!

I’m 2 steps ahead of you, as per…

Bang goes my 5-0… again.

Bit of a gamble tbh.

Apropos of absolutely bugger all, Joelinton would’ve been about 3 months old when we humped the Other Mancs 5-0 under Keegan. I reckon he’d have still made that side.

Lads, if you start here, then go up, you can unread this whole thing.

All things considered, I reckon we’ll be quite content with a sneaky 5-0.

It’s to keep the cartoon kids away, isn’t it?

They were on a break! Again.

It’s like being the filling of a sex sandwich with your mam and dad. Pull out of your mam and on to your dad, or vice versa.

She was nee Janice Long mind…

His broadband access depends on if he’s done his chores for his Mam.

I was ridiculously proud of myself the other day- Fist Jnr asked if there were “guitar films” after watching Whiplash. I showed him the final play-off scene from Crossroads, and said “ It’s basically the Karate Kid with guitars instead of Karate- same actor too” He said “ I’ve never seen the Karate Kid, Dad” I said “ It’s basically Crossroads with karate instead of guitars- same actor too” … then walked off chuckling to myself as he threw cushions at me.