Monkeys Fist

Brum's new Championship kit

Looking to sign a winger.

Best way to be. When you stop laughing at people tripping up in the street, and stories about people falling through, there's nee turning back from being a miserable cunt. I still strike a ninja pose to fart , which my Mrs. & daughter find childish and hilarious respectively.

A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home.

Signature dish is big, fuck off mussels.

No, I've worn them.

I've heard whispers there's a new eaterie in North Shields. Hoose de Gémmille.

Black Door @ Biscuit Factory is a favourite. Clicky Hana Hana tepanyaki is good fun if there's a few of you.

Second hand oral hygiene products, mmmm… Swap you for last years keks.

Not twitter, but seen just now by my very own Baby Blues; a certain Hoover-nosed Dipper veteran heading south down St. James Boulevard in his privately plated Range Rover Sport. Reg: F8WLER. Someone please tell me he's retired and only in town to score some "Touchline Paint"

Eggcellent. Someone had to do it.

ditch the tissues, use the curtains....... cheap night in

Oh aye , that's me to a tee that is.... Love Ashley me I'm definately getting the picture like......... ..........

Fixed

Has your local just got a late license then, Leazes?

Apart from skin tone and their well kept teeth they're about as similar as Charles and Harry. Getaway, if that was on the CSI face recognition jiffy it would pop us as a dead match. Have you seen Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon? Its got Yun Fat Chow and Michelle Yeoh in, You'll love it

Wasn't Wee Man....... they'd know

A what? LOL His owld man has beaten us to it by several years

That's a fantastic shot JawD. Love it.

"I can see roight down yer dress.…" Oh god, mental imagery again

True like

I was staying 5 minutes from Stratford tube/DLR interchange thingy. Right next to the Stadium and a new shopping centre being built. Windmill Lane I think it was The current shops were bampsville.

He still wouldn't get a game.