Monkeys Fist

I think he should put on a high Viz bib and go round knocking on peoples doors asking them how there day is going and do they think it's a good thing that cats and dogs who are hurt get treatment to make them better? He could then ask if they'd like to set up a small standing order of say, £2.50 a month to help the RSPCA give these poor hurt animals some medical treatment. I know after a twelve hour shift when I'm sitting down to my tea that I love nothing better than to answer my door to these 'guys'. Kevin's missing a trick working in Mcdonalds if you ask me. Mrs. Fist has banned me from answering the door since I told the last Charity crew to "Foxtrot Oscar".

If you're going to the Free Trade, take in the Tyne as mentioned, then go up the Ouseburn to The Cluny, The Ship, then up the bank to the Tanners.

Absolute bollocks, when she looks good, she fuckin has it. You just need to get it out your mind she's a bamp from Warrington then you'll look at her differently. Minge like a salted slug , I reckon. Still would like

He's moonlighting as a metro inspector. Surely it's part of this facial hair bet thing they've got going on isn't it? Craaaazeeee If that's what it takes to keep team spirits up we're fucked.

Not sure if it's been mentioned, Barton should've had a yellow for his tache. WTF? We look better than I expected , but still woefully outclassed.

I know, sorry Bad form comparing anyone to Macca.

If Myra Hyndley shagged Paul McCartney……

how do I delete topics? Eating them is the usual method of disposal.

Sign John, he's a good friend of ours.

Since it's at Old Trafford, that'll be the 110th minute.

Emergency Glaziers number on speed dial? I'll be in Dippersville for this Haha! Took me a couple of seconds to work out what you meant there, good memory Got convicted for that by the way, can you believe it! Gangsta!!

Yep, I agree. Presumably we've got some sort of first refusal written into the deal? Otherwise why put in the £5m figure? So that Del Boy can point at it next season when he fucks off for £6.5 million and say, "we tried". Glad we seem to have him. Looking forward to seeing him against Team America.

Fixed

Great minds think alike…..… ……wait

Emergency Glaziers number on speed dial? I'll be in Dippersville for this

You've got the Aids!!

Shit in a Tupperware box, left in the staff fridge, labelled "Beef Chilli" or "Tikka Chicken" according to colour.

My thoughts exactly. End of any loan deal, he'll be touting himself around.

I set fire to my agoraphobic girlfriend..................She wouldn't go out!

Fuck me, the Paddy is saved by the Dwarf Report me.

Answer the question Kevin. Show some maturity. And btw, that was not an empty threat about reporting the post. As easy going as this place is, that was bang out of order.

Aww man fuck off No Kevin Be a man, be honest and answer the question. Of you explain yourself I might understand your confusion. As it is you just sound racist, and I feel like I should report your post to the Admin team. ( Although Pud is reading this, you can give him a call if you like. ) So…?

Ofttt you brought black people into this, you're a racist Fuck off you ignorant prick. Why did you think he was Pakistani? His name? NO BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HES FROM PAKISTAN!!! LOOK FOR FUCK SAKE. I know hes a frenchman. How's that then? His haircut? Clothes? His toe. I'll make it easy for Kevin Tell me what it was about his appearance that made you think he was from Pakistan.

That's Pakistan, the Muslim country. Cheers Jesus.