Monkeys Fist

FFS. Offside.

Looks like Sandro is cultivating a porn tache. 100% approval from me.

My default pronunciation is now PELANTY! Thanks Chris you mackem cunt

Lovely stuff by Isak and BUJ there

The Hague and Gouda were both great days out when we were there. The cycleways are just fantastic tbh. Fist Jnr and I covered some miles on our rented granny cycles

Get in. Pick that fucker out the net.

Getting back the pinpoint football analysis we thrive on, I much prefer Joelinton without the bleach blonde nonsense.

It’s a very nice city, often overshadowed by its naughty reputation. We had a day trip there with the kids when we were in Holland. Train in to the top of the city and then a wander, food, boat tour of the canals. Tbe architecture is great, very different to any UK cities. Great day and we all got royally baked on some quality green outside the local knocking shop before getting the train back.

Thank you for pointing out she has a face- hadn’t noticed tbh.

Yes, I took a photo of my tv.

Just put the telly on to be greeted by Jo Blyth doing a weather forecast pre-game. No idea what the weather’s going to be, but I’ll take this as a good omen.

He got a very warm reception from Starmer, who clearly supports him. Starmer has a tricky time ahead- if he fucks off ‘Murica by backing Zelensky, he’s risking increased tariffs on trade with them. Does he then look at rejoining the EU? Trump will only be in charge for 4 years though ( we hope), even if another Republican gets in after, you’ve got to hope they’re not as incompetent and incendiary as Trump. Does he jump in with Europe or try to play the middle man and risk fucking everyone off?

It must’ve been a proper porker! That’s nearly twice the usual weight of that breed. XL’s are anything between 6-10 stone

Aye, retrievers are bred to have “soft mouths”- they don’t lock their jaws on whatever they’re holding in them. Not that they couldn’t still give you a decent savaging, but the whole breed is designed to be compliant and subservient. Bulldogs, and specifically these XL abominations, are muscle bound biting machines designed to lock on and stay locked on. They’re bred to be fighting dogs. Yes, a little Staffy will be 99.9% soft as shite and lovely, but if it chose to give you a nip, you’d be hospitalised at least.

I saw a post on Reddit today of the same breed, at a dog show, being shown and getting a medal. Fucking thing goes for the judge twice. And by goes for, I mean goes for in an XL Bulldog way. I fail to see why the fuck anyone would chose to have one of these dogs unless they have a tiny penis and/or are a complete cunt.

‘Appened YP

No(nce)

Plausible? How the fuck would a dog set up a carbon monoxide leak?

Denied him a tasty treat too.

We wouldn’t be in this trouble if it wasn’t for all those goddamn sexy kids, though.

Above mine too - let this stand as an example of…

Dubs…

Is that at Gateshead Stadium or something?