Monkeys Fist

Most of my transactions took place in the pool room on the left there. And, obviously, I’d get the odd beer from the bar, occasionally

Joe or CT?

I could hear it but, where’s the plane?

Zahawi - Unfair for unions to damage people's lives at Christmas https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-63850928 Also said “Putin wants strikes…” What a weapons-grade Cunt this bloke is.

What’s the distance on your exclusion order?

If you’re asking about Babbitt, she’s the dumb cunt who got shot invading the Capitol in the US. If you’re asking about Rubicon, he’s yet another in the long line of dullards who show up here occasionally, keen to show off their status as Lexitarians, existing on a diet of word salad.

Not even Quiff was this fucking tedious.

I watched it on my new LG TV with Samsung Dobly Soundbar and it looked so great that Chisora won.

Its the final of the Racist Cup.

Too soon?

No, it’s Wagner I think. “ I have the sex”

Could you tell which it was?

I know one of the film crew- it took ages to make as the actors had problems with their lines.

At least Ossie was actually there

Which, let’s be honest, is not to be sniffed at.

Smells of cuckoldry and Kamagra

What a swan-song for Liotta. They’ve missed a trick if the opening line isn’t him in voiceover saying , ”As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a COCAINE BEAR!”

She’s even painted her bollocks.

What in the gibbering fuck is this???? Must watch

I’m more a Ramones type now

I used AC/DC as a lad.…

A horse walked in to a bar and the barman said “ Hi Simon, why the long face?”