Monkeys Fist

Read that the wrong way round and wondered where Targett was finding his shooting boots?

Wood double hat trick incoming…

You are in that post.

You can put your bikes and yourselves on a boat and miss out the fucking Middle East entirely- start again in India. They’d chosen to ignore HO advice against travelling there, their next stop was Pakistan… They are a pair of fucking imbeciles if they expected to get through it unscathed.

The fucking idiots being the Daily Heil, yes?

There’s pretty convincing evidence out there that all of the victims of the 1993 Beckindale Air Disaster were paid actors. Do your research sheeple.

This is how the next Mrs. PL will come along and oust the current one

Fuck me. Game over

It’s quite painful to see Trippier’s demise playing out tbh. Love the lad to bits, and he’s been instrumental in the rebirth of the club, but he’s not the player he was.

What time zone is the hotel in?

That makes him an expert and member of the Elite, and therefore by his own Party’s current reasoning, an ENEMY IF THE PEOPLE!

Hey, I’m just asking questions …

Cathy Secker, Gary Mabbutt, Donald Drumpf. Only one hasn’t had Pedro tackle them from behind, so, what’s the link Stottinho?

Prefer shot put and javelin tbh.

You’ve made a whole lot of assumptions about my views on government here, most of which you’ve pulled out of your hoop. Whatever my views actually are though, I just know that the best way to see them effectively implemented is by posting them to a club-specific football message board. We agree, though, don’t we, that Vance is the middle manger promoted to beyond his level of competence, just like his gaffer.

£50 over a handbag… Even if it is true, how does that compare to the last lot handing ££multi billion contracts to their pals, without even having to go through a standard bidding procedure? Remember- the lad getting a ferry contract for a company with zero experience of running a ferry business, mainly because they had no, not a single fucking one, ferries? Honestly, I hope it’s not true, but if it is, I hope she’s at least skinned it for a bag worth £150-£200.

His speech was apparently met with total silence. He’s plainly too thick to realise the subtleties of human rejection, but it’s encouraging that our leaders in Europe, at the very least, have no qualms about treating him with the contempt he so utterly deserves.

I know you’ve posted this in jest, but I’m genuinely chuffed to bits with how switched on my two offspring are for their respective ages. They are absolutely more politically aware than most of their peers, firmly in the Leftist camp, mostly through parental indoctrination tbf, but they have questioned our stance many times and arrived at their own conclusion that, well, Mam and Dad are right Son is very much a lefty, has been since before he even knew what politics was, he’s just a lovely lad who cares about others being fairly treated. Daughter is an enigma, wrapped in an attitude of “ duuuh, Daaa-aaaad, I don’t caaare!”, but her every action is Leftist. She’s also, I’m almost 99% sure, barely closeted queer, she just hasn’t got to telling us yet, which gives her a natural pull towards the left too, I’d venture? The good thing is that it doesn’t seem that they’re particularly huge outliers amongst their peers either- undoubtedly there has been a growth in youth support of rightist wrongness, but I think that’s been artificially exaggerated. Most of their mates, the one’s we’ve met and chatted with, are thoroughly decent kids who, even if they don’t realise it yet, are as left as the Honourable Mr. Dennis Skinner. Point being, the next-but-one generation won’t be doing with this right wing bullshit if my two and their pals are even remotely typical of the feelings of their generation.

St. Mary’s Lighthouse is absolutely mint for an hour or two’s rockpooling, if you time it right re. tides. I’d honestly start somewhere up the coast, Blyth Battery or Seaton Sluice for example, and walk back to Whitley. You’re heading towards your digs, a greater number of eateries/drinkeries, and if you do decide “fuck this, let’s get a taxi!”, the cost of that diminishes every step you take southward, as opposed to the opposite if you start in Whitley.

Mrs. F. and I have been discussing this issue tonight, she has a degree in politics and is very switched on with regards to this, but is also as crazy as a bag of frogs, in general day-to-day matters. She’s worried that our son, who turns 15 this summer, might end up being called up to go to Ukraine as part of the peacekeeping force. I probably didn’t help by saying that if conscription was to be reintroduced, it wouldn’t just be for young lads. That would be discriminatory, and, in line with current armed forces practices, both male and female citizens of age would be called up. By “probably didn’t help”, I actually mean “Fuck me, I wish I’d just said , ‘nah, won’t happen’ instead of being honest” All this whilst gripping a rose between my teeth and helicoptering the Owld Fella to try and salvage some Valentine’s Day romance. Not happening tbh

Start at Blyth Battery, have a cuppa and cake, head south towards Seaton Sluice, have some fish and chips there, wash them down with a pint or several at the Kings Arms, ring a taxi to take you to Tynemouth, have another pint or four there. Stumble back wherever you’re staying in Whitley. Have an “end of walk” slackener at the hotel bar. sorted.