Monkeys Fist

Fuck off Reg! FYP.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 5 words.

“ Pavement announced a European tour for late 2022, their first in 12 years, and announced a North American leg on November 2, 2021.On May 23rd, 2022, the band played their first show since 2010 for a sold out crowd at the Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles. For the tour, the band were joined by additional keyboardist and backing vocalist Rebecca Cole, a former member of the Minders and Wild Flag. Regarding her presence in the band, Bob Nastanovich noted: "[She] makes us better than ever, allowing us to play so many songs better than ever and also play 10-12 songs we’ve never played before. She makes us more versatile." Decent by all accounts.

Tune in next week when Suella learns how to open a letter.

Also, if you want to cure your insomnia, listen to this interview- it’s tremendous.

I’ll put my Stone Island, LeBreves and Crocs on and come round yours in my Subaru cockmobile and give you a bitchslap, cheeky infant.

“ I was taking the piss”. There. 5 words.

David Sylvian currently giving an interview in Radio 6. Not his biggest fan, tbh, although some of his later solo ambient stuff is interesting … which is more than can be said about this interview. Talking for half an hour and saying absolutely fuck all is some skill.

If anyone is a Pavement fan, they’re doing a live session on Radio 6 at 6pm today. ( for our chums in all the former colonies, that’s 18:00 FY time)

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I think the best option would be to make all their Morlocks wear blindfolds whilst in the shitting/seating area. As well as discouraging the pied paedos from escaping, it would make life so much easier for this month’s manager.

Hats off to HRA- he’s started the clusterfuck with a passion and dedication that you love to see. Are we expecting him to see Christmas in work, or will it be Gove/Hunt/Patel’s turn on the Shitter by then?

Tory Conehead… hmmmm

Now that you mention it, this rings a bell… …end.

This needs further explanation please and thank you.

No one is looking at her face.

Mick Mahoney Super Goalie Na na na na na !

We haven’t had a West Midlands thick racist Brexiter board invasion for a while, they were such fun* *they weren’t.

Beiged YP. *I’m so sorry.

I’ve just imagined a Beige saying Unai Emery in their awful brummie accent and now I want to bleach my brain. “ Oonoiy Imurooy”.

Also, HRA is the second Tory PM in less than 5 months to have been fined by the Met for breaking the law on Covid rules.… laws they themselves wrote.

This should be getting plastered all over every spare billboard. “ Strong and stable or chaos?”