Monkeys Fist

We’re talking about fucking freakishly tall lad far left on the back row- aye? He’s definitely the same kid in the team bath photo. But he isn’t Jeff Wrightson. I can’t find the pic but if memory serves Mysterio here is also on the left in the bath. ( Are we sure it’s not Peter Withe, btw?)

I was thinking “ he looks familiar …” and then I realised it’s the same kid from when we tried to identify him in a pic in the dressing room team bath with mcreery.

1.5”… flaccid?

Winner by a short length.

Newcastle managers coming 1st and 33rd out of 33.

Their advertising line “ Cazoo yeah you can!”, delivered in a brummie accent, is quite possibly the most vile phrase ever to despoil the English language.

Bane of my life, tbh.

Sir Michael and his old school friend Sir Warwick Hunt QC are fine gentlemen from a time when things were better.

( his exchange with RightSaidFred is very good).

What about selling jam to New Zealand?????

The neighbours, watching Tubs install his newly-acquired fire hazard next ti the leather sponge … ” Oh god, he’s heating the stench!”

Has Mindy Kaling got owt to do with it?

His wardrobe is definitely a Tesco bag.

Can we get Aramco to give us £6 billion as our Himalayan Pink Salt sponsor?

Mr. Elbow on 6Music has just played this, with both dead lads, Vangelis and Demis It’s pretty damn good tbh. Btw, given the aversion our European chums had to deodorant in the 1970s, that studio must’ve stank like Billy Storey’s favourite (only) jacket.

#winbyproxy. It’s funny but they 100% view it as such.

Fuck me. That’s utterly insane, but explains a lot.

Birds of a feather, innit?

Natural causes or…

Hammers- start with hammers

Well, this is convenient … https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61615236

Can he still lead the party if he’s not an MP? Just wondering, in the event he lost his seat, whether he’d actually resign as leader if he didn’t have to? I’d assume they have to be (an MP), but I wouldn’t put anything past the skinbag.

Signwriter- “ Done, looks grand tbs tbs” Galway- “ It’s Eamonn Deacy Park, ya feckin eedjit! “ Signwriter-“ Pour us a pint, I’ll be done before it’s settled!” Galway- “ Fair fucks to ye!”

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