Monkeys Fist

Never mind, just had look at the war zone that is the Isak thread and seen that they’ve played the cunt move. I’m in my garden and can hear a low level fewm coming from a south easterly direction.

Rat’s cock then?

100% that his son and grandson are both called Callum.

What’s occurring?

Ackshewally… At the time I posted that, a week ago, the BBC was saying she was in Tallahassee low security nick in Florida, which she was. The article on the BBC site today, says she’s been moved from there to another low security place in Texas, FCI Bryant. If you’d like to chose between a rusty broomstick or a rats cock to swivel on, I’ll make the necessary arrangements. ( that’s you on the death rist).

Who’s this cunt, like?

Nope, but I try to learn a new word everyday to embiggen my vocabulary.

Pretty cromulent in the context, too.

The first time I stayed over at my first proper girlfriend’s house ( well, her parent’s house, we were 17), we were in the kitchen late in the evening and she grabbed my hand and stared pulling me towards the garden door, saying “ Come on, I’ll show you my set and my badger”. I thought “ Wahey! Here we go!” Nope- actual badger(s). They had a massive sett in the bottom of their garden, with a whole family of the aggressive little fucks. Actual true story

Ran around bitch slapping corpos with my magnum dong.

Hairdryers and a chisel.

Thats you on the Death Rist.

Which reminds me. @ewerk have your man eggs healed up yet?

If you already have a verified account with every porn site going, no need. So I’m told.

Toonpack, TBD and Wykiki at the after party…

Is Thursday Erdinger day?

I agree. I still think we should kill Dougle though.

As if we think.

Did not realise Sonny Rollins was still knocking about

“Very excited “