Monkeys Fist

Also, who the fuck are China Drum?

How aren’t Pink Floyd on there? Wasn’t DSOTM on the album charts for 600 years or something?

It’s probably that sad cunt EDL fan from a month or two ago, but I can’t be arsed bothering with them. Let the indifference kill the troll.

It has, but not much…

Jerking the chicken on “honeymoon”. Proof there is no Mrs. Fish.

How many times did you ask for frozen grapes before the barman told you to piss off?

Sad Mackenzie Bastards

Has he just eaten a whole lemon?

Happy Nuptial Fish, old boy. Where did you drag the newly traumatised Mrs. Bravado for a honeymoon?

No it isn’t.

That would take hours, the fat cunt.

“ To me, to get you, you bitch!”

Oh Dear, oh dear.

Trust us to get the fucking shit billionaire… https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-infographic-2012-1?IR=T

It’s Ashley… it’ll be one of these, left at Stansted, with instructions to “ bring a fahcking Chinese WOC ya!”

Who said that? Was it The Don or Wor Charlie? (Or some window licker on Ready To Groom?)

But… everyone loves them.

I’m sure Gene would be over the moon if a Komrad owned us. I’ll believe it when the tractor factory springs up behind Gallowgate.

England have won by 31 goals in the 4th half. Or something, maybe it was 3 sets to 1.

They’ve only gone and won. There’ll be some sista-lovin’ the neet!

Filthy bastards have scored at 90+6. 2-1.

Happy Birthday True Geordie!

Blow the fat cunt from a gun

Probably some Mackem.