Monkeys Fist

Ooh, I dunno mind, Christopher might’ve had an inkling…

SJWed your post.

Centimetres or inches?

Except Spinal Tap could actually play

They’re the gift that keeps on giving.

Aye.

Yes, but to avoid getting eggshell in them when you crack them in to a bowl, crack them in to a bowl beforehand.

Oof

In honour of the big yellow thing coming out to play.

A knickerwetting of Fists, obviously.

Like “ a bravado of Daves” ?

So, to avoid getting eggshell in it when you’re cracking your eggs, crack your eggs beforehand in to a bowl.

Is your oil hot enough?

Or a great big fucking asteroid landing in his phenomenally ugly head.

I struggle to see past the title.

… without destroying a city or two

Aye, but there are some nice Americans. Wiping them out with a supersonic lump of space rock just to get rid of His Orangeness is a bit much I think it’ll be far more entertaining watching the White House implode when Stormy Daniels releases her tape of Trump getting pissed on and busting his mushroom in to his adult nappy.

What have you got against the mid-atlantic?

I read it as Tunguska being 185 times more energy than Hiroshima, so this thing would’ve been roughly 750 times more than Hiroshima. Either way, goodnight Vienna if the thing actually hit.

Or blame the marketing manager… Sam Allardyce: Everton boss says fan survey was 'a marketing slip-up' http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43828033