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Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United


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Has the bloke that got Birmingham and Hull relegated offered any congratulations to the bloke that got Bournemouth relegated for ending Newcastle's trophy drought? 

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I don’t think you can consider Gayle‘s comments and the context as mild criticism. It’s scathing tbh. It’s a former player saying that he is a total fraud. The way Dwight starts giggling trying to think about anecdotes he can tell and the way the bruceysaurus baconensis acted after the takeover realising to be out of a job soon tells everything imho. I can totally understand him trying to defend himself and using ad hominem attacks towards Gayle.


When you look at Bruce‘s career he has little success to show how he made it to more than 1000 games as a manager. His only ability seems to befriend the right people, especially journalists. That’s quite telling about his character too tbh, only to be nice to people he thinks are important. He was certainly the right person for Ashley to piss off fans after Benitez. An appointment out of spite, kept in the job out of spite.

 

Maybe from a good family though. Alex excluded.

 

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38 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

I don’t think you can consider Gayle‘s comments and the context as mild criticism. It’s scathing tbh. It’s a former player saying that he is a total fraud. The way Dwight starts giggling trying to think about anecdotes he can tell and the way the bruceysaurus baconensis acted after the takeover realising to be out of a job soon tells everything imho. I can totally understand him trying to defend himself and using ad hominem attacks towards Gayle.


When you look at Bruce‘s career he has little success to show how he made it to more than 1000 games as a manager. His only ability seems to befriend the right people, especially journalists. That’s quite telling about his character too tbh, only to be nice to people he thinks are important. He was certainly the right person for Ashley to piss off fans after Benitez. An appointment out of spite, kept in the job out of spite.

 

Maybe from a good family though. Alex excluded.

 

Da fuck did I do? 

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Pure speculation but I reckon Rafa will have been delighted for the fans and everyone connected with the club whereas I bet our winning the league cup will have pissed off self proclaimed Newcastle fan Steve Bruce. Which is nice 

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How dare you? Only last week he said he was delighted cos he's "a Geordie, and that never leaves you". It seemed to have left him for the duration of his time as manager when he treated the role like a giant fucking doss though. 

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On 30/03/2025 at 11:39, Gemmill said:

How dare you? Only last week he said he was delighted cos he's "a Geordie, and that never leaves you". It seemed to have left him for the duration of his time as manager when he treated the role like a giant fucking doss though. 

tbf nobody loves a good doss about and a job and knock Friday more than a Geordie. Bruce treated every day as a job and knock day, so some might say he was the most geordie. Not me. I thought he was a fat, lazy cunt. But some people....

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4 hours ago, Dougle said:

Tremendous

Love the way his heed sticks out the top

Pretty sure his bacon would be more cooked than that mind

 

pun intended

I also like the way that it ridicules him just by looking pretty much exactly like him :lol: 

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9 hours ago, Alex said:

I also like the way that it ridicules him just by looking pretty much exactly like him :lol: 

Can't mess with perfection. 🙂 

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Dear me, page 1 of this is a bit of a car crash. Fair play to DK who called him out for what he was right from the start!

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19 minutes ago, Craig said:

Dear me, page 1 of this is a bit of a car crash. Fair play to DK who called him out for what he was right from the start!


His stock was a wee bit higher in '09 than when we actually got him in tbf

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Just now, Andrew said:


His stock was a wee bit higher in '09 than when we actually got him in tbf


The bar was also ridiculously low IIRC. I try not to recall too much about that season - it's second only to 88/89* in my experience of shit NUFC seasons, but I think this was just after Kinnear had to step down due to his heart issues. 

* - I'm well aware those slightly older will talk about 77/78 & 80/81 being worse.

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37 minutes ago, NJS said:

Yeah, 80/81 was the worst for me. Shinton top scorer with 8.

Thankfully I missed it by a few years, but 88/89 was just god damn awful. Starting it with John Hendrie & Mirandinha up front promising so much and we ended it with fucking Frank Pingel & Rob ‘bastard’ McDonald!

 

IIRC we invested the Gazza / Goddard / Neil McDonald cash into Beasant, Robertson, Hendrie & Thorn with the last one being the only one who was still with us for the start of the following season and even he left for Palace after a couple of months.

 

Just god damn awful.

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12 minutes ago, NJS said:

Agreed but the victory at Anfield is one of my best memories of all time, 

Indeed. Mira giving it to the Kop by pointing at the badge :lol:

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7 hours ago, NJS said:

Agreed but the victory at Anfield is one of my best memories of all time, 

 

6 hours ago, Craig said:

Indeed. Mira giving it to the Kop by pointing at the badge :lol:

 

I could've been at that game but knocked it back after the Goodison slaughter fearing an even bigger hammering.

 

idiot GIF

 

 

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On 08/10/2021 at 10:19, Gemmill said:

We'd be a fucking laughing stock all over again if we just became the richest club on the planet and appointed Eddie Howe as manager. :lol:

 

Besides, I'm not ready for the club to have a manager that's younger than me yet. 

 

 

Every now and then I remember this and chuckle.

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He wasn't the only one tbf - with very few exceptions, we were all apathetic at the idea of Howe coming in.

How wrong we were.

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