tooner 243 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 fucking brilliant! last flaming hoop finally jumped through, got my P.Eng. designation. now to ask for a raise.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17125 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 fucking brilliant! last flaming hoop finally jumped through, got my P.Eng. designation. now to ask for a raise.... Congrats man. What discipline you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17125 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Oh and I am in a mixed mood today. On the commute into work I was involved in an accident. A car cut accross me, I hit her. However, she was very nice and good and we exchanged details. It was her fault, but I dont want all the fuss that comes with it. I am fine, bike is fine. BUT she has a small dent in her wing and dont want all the claim shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26853 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 fucking brilliant! last flaming hoop finally jumped through, got my P.Eng. designation. now to ask for a raise.... Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Nice one, Tooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 First time felt sober, and "all there" for about a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17125 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 First time felt sober, and "all there" for about a week. Thought you'd cut down lad since you moved to the smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26853 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Oh and I am in a mixed mood today. On the commute into work I was involved in an accident. A car cut accross me, I hit her. However, she was very nice and good and we exchanged details. It was her fault, but I dont want all the fuss that comes with it. I am fine, bike is fine. BUT she has a small dent in her wing and dont want all the claim shit. Fucking menaces on the road your lot. I was on the verge of mowing down about 20 of them at the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 First time felt sober, and "all there" for about a week. Thought you'd cut down lad since you moved to the smoke? I've not moved to the smoke, and I did cut down but had a few days off last week nice weather, went racing, out for the match Satder, meal out Sunday, that's me on the wagon now till Saturday and even then it's just pictures and "nando's". It's alright to go a bit mental once in a while but there's nee point in me whinging about the consequences though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Oh and I am in a mixed mood today. On the commute into work I was involved in an accident. A car cut accross me, I hit her. However, she was very nice and good and we exchanged details. It was her fault, but I dont want all the fuss that comes with it. I am fine, bike is fine. BUT she has a small dent in her wing and dont want all the claim shit. Fucking menaces on the road your lot. I was on the verge of mowing down about 20 of them at the weekend. As soon as you get past Wetherby it's like being on the roads in Turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17125 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Oh and I am in a mixed mood today. On the commute into work I was involved in an accident. A car cut accross me, I hit her. However, she was very nice and good and we exchanged details. It was her fault, but I dont want all the fuss that comes with it. I am fine, bike is fine. BUT she has a small dent in her wing and dont want all the claim shit. Fucking menaces on the road your lot. I was on the verge of mowing down about 20 of them at the weekend. Well, it wasnt my fault. The menaces are the people in cars AND on bikes who think about 1 thing. Themselves, not about other road users, just themselves. EVERY evening I cycle home YOUR lot in cars are far more of a menace to us. Cut in cycle lanes, dont use mirrors, indicators, think the road is for them etc. If we all realise the road is for everyone's use, then thats good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26853 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you start paying road tax then you can start complaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17125 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 When you start paying road tax then you can start complaining. I do thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17125 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 In a fantastic mood. Rhinos beat St Helens in the Grand final last night. I've just got back from Headingley to see the boys come home Roll on a good week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I have never been as hungover as I was today. Absolutely disgraceful. I rarely get them, this was fucking exceptional though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Haven't you set hangover personal bests the last two weekends or something? Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Christ. Maybe. I'm an absolute disgrace at the minute, I've eaten a banana today. That's all I can manage. My missus came home after a pissup in a mates house and I gave her abuse for being such a shambles. She's being very mature about my condition at the minute though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 My lass went out for her 30th birthday last year. I get a phonecall at about 1 in the morning from her mate. "The taxi's just dropped me off and is on it's way to yours now.....you better wait up for it. *long pause* Don't shout at her." So I'm stood at the bedroom window. Taxi pulls up. I can see him turned round talking to her, but there's no movement from the back of the taxi. He gets out, clocks me looking out the window and basically gives me a look that says "If this fucking thing belongs to you, you better get down here and take it off my hands." I go downstairs. She's sat in the back of the taxi. Mortal. In a cowboy hat. So I go and get her out the taxi, and the driver comes round to check if there's any damage. It's immediately apparent that she's spewed up the inside of the door. And in the footwell. She's stood with a look of complete detachment on her face as me and the taxi driver look at her in disgust. I tell him that I'll get her in the house and I'll come back out with a cloth. As I'm walking behind her into the house, I notice that the seat of her dress is soaking. "Have you fucking pissed yourself?" "WHAT?!" "You've fucking pissed yourself haven't you?" "WHAT?!" "Fucking go to bed, you dirty bastard." I get the cloth and go back outside and the taxi driver is patting the seat where her arse was a few minutes ago. "She's fucking pissed herself." he says. Now at this stage, I have no argument. I have no defence to offer up on her behalf, cos the evidence is damning. So he starts getting shirty about how he can't make any more money that night, and I tell him to come back the next day and I'll sort him out with some cash. He reckons he'd usually make another £40, so we agree on £40. Now he'd made me confirm that the back seat was wet, and I did....and there was no smell of piss. There was no smell at all. Anyway, I get back upstairs and she's shaking an empty bottle at me. "It was water! I had it in my lap and it tipped over and I didn't realise until I was soaked. I didn't piss myself!" Which is what I choose to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Was she just wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 The cowboy hat and a water-soaked dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I once spewed out of a taxi window when I was out for my 18th birthday, it went right down the side of the taxi and the bloke wanted £50 out of me and my brother. It wasn't happening like! We paid our fare but that was it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Where does the weekend go, man? It's fucking ridiculous that this is Sunday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 It's dragged for me because there's been no proper football and I'm shite at FIFA 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Today has gone really quick and I have done absolutely fuck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Maybe FIFA 12 is the secret to making the weekend drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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