wykikitoon 16753 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Fucked off. Too many wankers in cars this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 A little sad that my weekend couldn't have lasted a little longer. Went up to Nottingham to visit a load of my good friends. Was absolutely Gemilled on Saturday - one of the guys had some good stuff. Then pizza, mellow playlist (nothing faster in tempo than Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang) and then watched Batman at 4am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 When I was kid my parents divorced. My mother got custody and every two weekends myself, my brother and my sister would stay with my father. It's what I looked forward to the most and as I got older, perhaps 15, 16, it felt strange not to speak to my Dad on the telephone on any given day. When I was young I suppose I looked forward to the weekends but I would see him all the time as I grew up, literally every other day. It'll be tough for you Craig but I think you can pull through it & be that Dad who's there - even if you can't be now all the time kids will grow up and understand. My parents split when I was 13 and that was a really rough time. Honestly think it's better when the kids are younger so it's easier for them to adjust without the crazy puberty hormones thrown into the mix. It all gets easier over time though and I now enjoy a good relationship with both parents still, so it's not exactly like you're not going to be a really important figure in your kids' lives anymore Craig. Try and wangle having them for xmas first too seeing as you're the one moving out of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16753 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 off for two days! ...got the cold will play fifa and such! ...inbetween amending this place You can fucking sort the Smileys then can't you. Had a decent weekend. Finished work about 19:00 on Friday and as I get home there's a pretty blonde lass standing at my door. A quick conversation reveals she'd come down from Headingley to London to spend the weekend with my housemate. However, he'd lost his iPhone so throughout the day she'd been calling that number and getting no reply. I give his other number a quick ring and his boyfriend answers. His boyfriend who lives in Nottingham. Turns out Gay housemate had completely forgotten this lass was staying with us and had fucked off on the train to see his fella as he'd had a shitty week. So I end up taking her out for a meal to cheer her up, get a cheeky snog and she's coming back down in a month Then Saturday me and a couple of mates drive up to Hull for a uni mates house-warming. Really good to see a lot of old mates, surprisingly decent pub (2 pints of bitter and 2 halves of Frulli cost £10!), some nice tapas, back to her house and a really good party. Only downside was getting back to the room I'd baggsied to find the lad and lass I drove up with, up to their tonsils in each other. So I crashed in a bed with someone else, and then had the fucking awful 5 and a half hour drive back to London with a shitty hangover and those two initially being awkward with each other, then having "banter". But all in all, a good weekend. Not in work until Thursday. either Mind, I have just realised that my train up to Newcastle next Monday leaves at 08:30 and I finish work at 07:00 ... Fish Youre a legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34681 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I like how he does all the times in 24 HR clock. Arrived home at 19:00 hours. Stunner on the doorstep. Rapport established by 19:17. 19:43: Trousers round ankles. It's gonna be a beautiful night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Turn up at 19:00. Stunner on doorstep. Establish she's been ditched by a gay guy and is therefore alone and vulnerable by 19:05. Put on blazer at 19:07. Take her out to Gourmet Burger Kitchen, go double dutch then demand an obligatory snog by 20:00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 20:44 Cunnilingus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 20:44 Cunnilingus 20:47 I finished ahead of schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 a very good one now Ive found the 80s thread Edit: even better after reading Fishs posts and the follow on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 You want to be ashamed that a full night of ground work only got you a good night kids. Amateur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobH 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Bored. Supposed to be reading about consolidation of democracies but I've got a cold and therefore I'm struggling to concentrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I like how he does all the times in 24 HR clock. Arrived home at 19:00 hours. Stunner on the doorstep. Rapport established by 19:17. 19:43: Trousers round ankles. It's gonna be a beautiful night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 I like how he does all the times in 24 HR clock. Arrived home at 19:00 hours. Stunner on the doorstep. Rapport established by 19:17. 19:43: Trousers round ankles. It's gonna be a beautiful night. I'm all about the accuracy Turn up at 19:00. Stunner on doorstep. Establish she's been ditched by a gay guy and is therefore alone and vulnerable by 19:05. Put on blazer at 19:07. Take her out to Gourmet Burger Kitchen, go double dutch then demand an obligatory snog by 20:00. Gourmet Burger Kitchen? have a fucking word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Flaming hot code's shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 You can fucking sort the Smileys then can't you. Tut-tut [/grammarpolice] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Numb - tucked them into bed for the last time in this house. Youngest made me a going away card and wrapped the salt cellar (I'm the only one who ever uses it) in gift wrap and gave it to me. Seriously I've shed more tears in the last 14 hours than I have in the last 20 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Don't blame you, chin up mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Fuck. Cannot begin to fathom that with my two. Good luck with it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Numb - tucked them into bed for the last time in this house. Youngest made me a going away card and wrapped the salt cellar (I'm the only one who ever uses it) in gift wrap and gave it to me. Seriously I've shed more tears in the last 14 hours than I have in the last 20 years... Aw Craig, that's proper heartbreaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Fucking hell man, sounds really tough. As Barney says, cant begin to imagine it what it must be like. Hope things get better soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 On a personal level - happy happy happy happy On a family level - me relation who's got cancer has been through the first week of treatment, blood test all good so far and scans no signs of any spreading, so that's mint too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Glad to hear it. I'm ebullient myself. Week of covering for the boss coming to an end, weekend with a home game coming up. Choss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Pissed the fuck off. Just got an email saying Graze.com aren't going to take my application further. Fucking really?!? I couldn't be more qualified for the job and I really wanted it. Beer time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Pissed the fuck off. Just got an email saying Graze.com aren't going to take my application further. Fucking really?!? I couldn't be more qualified for the job and I really wanted it. Beer time. Have you asked for feedback? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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