Kitman 2188 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Im fucking RAGING this morning. After a shite meeting yesterday where I got butt fucked I come in this morning to the norm. The bottom line is we havent got enough resources on the project. I have been saying since Oct I need help and its been passed off. Anyways, Im in at 7:45 (8:00am start on a Friday) grafting and then the slag opposite me doesnt get in until 8:20. No apologies, nothing and then starts gossiping about shite. Doesnt get her head down and graft, no FUCKING STARTS DISRUPTING OTHERS! I'm praying you get that job otherwise I fear a Raoul Moat type episode is around the corner..... I just had a verbal offer of the new job. Its a blessing. I told some steelwork guys they had bits of steel in the wrong place in the meeting yesterday. Looked through some correspondence today, turns out my gaffer moved it to where they had it and didnt care to fucking tell me! Well done mate. Aaaaaannnd relax! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16652 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I give it two weeks before you're complaining about the new place. Shhhh I know about 8 lads in there and they have been long timers there and say its a decent company, so I trust them. Their all grafters and good lads, so hopefully it will be sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Congratulations on the new job! You fucking coiled spring you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16652 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Congratulations on the new job! You fucking coiled spring you! Cheers Marra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Congratulations. I hope for your sake they don't have the nerve to talk about work related matters outside of their lunch break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Congratulations, hopefully this will be the end of people depositing their testicles on your timepiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16652 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Congrats on the new job, sounds like you needed a change. I'm alright at the mo, just had a meeting with my boss and her boss (the Commercial Director) and my workload next week has ballooned. Not only will I be doing the usual stuff, now I'm working with the CEO on the new website design. Chance to shine so hope I do alright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Sat in the airport waiting to go to Prague for the weekend so my mood is good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Congratulations, hopefully this will be the end of people depositing their testicles on your timepiece. Congrats Wykiki! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Congrats Wyki. Scale down to Defcon 3. Confirmed. We're back to "Roundhouse" status for the foreseeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Are you married Wkikiyi? I imagine you'd be great fun on a date. So basically, I turned up to Nandos at 630pm (date was scheduled for 7), and the stupid fat slag didn't get there till 705. What's more, she starts telling me about, "ooh, I'm sorry I'm late, my cousin gave birth today nah nah nah," I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK. WE COULD HAVE GOT A TABLE BY NOW. I CAME HERE FOR FLAME-GRILLED PERI PERI CHICKEN, NOT TO LISTEN TO A FAT CUNT RAMBLING ABOUT A CUNT COMING OUT OF SOME CUNT'S CUNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26833 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Walk home early, many things on a half drunken mind. End up walking home from Byker down the Fossway after a 'do'. End up passing approx 20 kids roughly 16-20. I'm by myself, one of them sees the odds, can't hold their water, 'alreet mate' after virtually saying it nostril to nostril'. Rest of the kids, no bother, know a kid out of his depth when they see it. The kid himself? If anyone finds an arsehole could they please pass it on to the Turbinia asap as some clever cunt appeared to lose it in front of his pals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Are you married Wkikiyi? I imagine you'd be great fun on a date. So basically, I turned up to Nandos at 630pm (date was scheduled for 7), and the stupid fat slag didn't get there till 705. What's more, she starts telling me about, "ooh, I'm sorry I'm late, my cousin gave birth today nah nah nah," I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK. WE COULD HAVE GOT A TABLE BY NOW. I CAME HERE FOR FLAME-GRILLED PERI PERI CHICKEN, NOT TO LISTEN TO A FAT CUNT RAMBLING ABOUT A CUNT COMING OUT OF SOME CUNT'S CUNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26833 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Toontastic needs a remote breathalyser put on it. I was a waste of a decent shirt last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16652 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Are you married Wkikiyi? I imagine you'd be great fun on a date. So basically, I turned up to Nandos at 630pm (date was scheduled for 7), and the stupid fat slag didn't get there till 705. What's more, she starts telling me about, "ooh, I'm sorry I'm late, my cousin gave birth today nah nah nah," I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK. WE COULD HAVE GOT A TABLE BY NOW. I CAME HERE FOR FLAME-GRILLED PERI PERI CHICKEN, NOT TO LISTEN TO A FAT CUNT RAMBLING ABOUT A CUNT COMING OUT OF SOME CUNT'S CUNT. Thats a WHOOOOOLE different situation. This silly bitch opposite me is 20-30mins late EVERY Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Toontastic needs a remote breathalyser put on it. I was a waste of a decent shirt last night. Looks like you had a good night. (And some random kidda didn't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16652 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Fuck me, that was the hardest notice Ive ever put in. Director went bright red and I thought he was about to Cry! Said he was desperate for me not to leave He said that the retard who I sit opposite doesnt get paid what I do therefore her level of work isnt to be expected upto mine. So basically saying she is fine to come in late and dick about because she gets paid less! BITCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16652 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Got back from a meeting this after and the gaffers had me in. Were basically saying their reather fucked off the situation with the mong wasnt sorted as he thoguht it was. Anyways, *bang* offer me an extra £5k to stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Nice spot to be in! 5k is no good to you when you have a stroke next time this lass talks about Eastenders though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 That 5k can get you a bigger piece for when you eventually go postal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16652 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Nice spot to be in! 5k is no good to you when you have a stroke next time this lass talks about Eastenders though. I am not motivated by money otherwise I would of stayed. Theyre spitting feathers about it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) You can really twist the knife, lay out all the problems you've had with them (or just, you know, point them towards the threads here and let them read through it all!) Congrats, btw Edited March 12, 2012 by Bonamental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Just got back from a cracking weekend in Stockholm, but I've done my foot in. Must have twisted it while wearing new shoes out for a bit of a boogie on Friday night. Foolish really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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