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This one just keeps giving, the BBC offered him a spot to come on and explain himself, his management said they wanted 5 grand to appear for them :lol:

 

He's spent a while today retweeting people essentially saying "ah its alright, he didnt mean it, I know what he meant, it's alright".

 

He's obviously decided to force retirement on himself.

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This one just keeps giving, the BBC offered him a spot to come on and explain himself, his management said they wanted 5 grand to appear for them :lol:

 

He's spent a while today retweeting people essentially saying "ah its alright, he didnt mean it, I know what he meant, it's alright".

 

He's obviously decided to force retirement on himself.

Then claimed he would've donated the cash to charity :lol:

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:lol: I wonder which way he voted in the referendum.

 

I notice Abi Wilkinson getting a barb in there though. She penned an article in the Guardian about the suffering caused by the laughing emoji with tears that is used on Twitter. I mention that because it disqualifies her from having an opinion on anything else whatsoever.

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This guy sounds like a monumental fuckwit. So much so that I'm a bit surprised that this sort of thing hasn't happened to him previously.

Saw a documentary about him once. Apparently he used to hustle people in the 70s in pubs in London with a claw hammer in his back pocket for protection. As you do. He's basically your archetypal old skool, white, working class cockerney wankah. Once saw him on an episode of Booze Britain :lol: He got into a 'discussion' with some bloke in a chippy after he'd been doing some guest appearance darts night in a boozer. He was told to go home quietly by the police and the last shot of him was him still arguing the toss whilst staggering down the street. :lol:

You won't remember but he was a big celeb in the 80s.

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I honestly don't know how people give a fuck about darts enough that this bloke is famous. Not one thing he has come out with has shocked me as it fits exactly with what I'd think 60 year old bloke from Hackney that plays darts for a living would think, it'd be like getting shocked by Nick Griffin blaming the immigrants for stuff. 

 

How the fuck has he got an MBE by the way :lol:, I hope it's for raising a load of money for charity or something because if it's one of them bullshit 'services to sport' type of things for a fat, pisshead darts player they can get fucked. Darts man :lol: . 

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Saw a documentary about him once. Apparently he used to hustle people in the 70s in pubs in London with a claw hammer in his back pocket for protection. As you do. He's basically your archetypal old skool, white, working class cockerney wankah. Once saw him on an episode of Booze Britain :lol: He got into a 'discussion' with some bloke in a chippy after he'd been doing some guest appearance darts night in a boozer. He was told to go home quietly by the police and the last shot of him was him still arguing the toss whilst staggering down the street. :lol:

You won't remember but he was a big celeb in the 80s.

 

Fucking hell :lol:

 

Glad I missed the 80s...

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I notice Abi Wilkinson getting a barb in there though. She penned an article in the Guardian about the suffering caused by the laughing emoji with tears that is used on Twitter. I mention that because it disqualifies her from having an opinion on anything else whatsoever.

 

That's a bit harsh.

I bet Monkey Fist has something he'd like to give her to get her opinion on.

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Samir Nasri appears to have rather pissed off his girlfriend :lol: all deleted now but...

 

"U also provided me a full sexual service too right after. So guys make sure you get this service. This whore comes and fucks the same night."

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"A full service in my hotel room so doubling up her services. Just giving you boys a heads up on this service from @DripDoctors."

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"Please jamilah from @DripDoctors tell everyone how u came to my room at 3 am and gave me a full service. How u dressed like a prostitute"

"And how you fuck all your clients on the same day as giving them an iv drip"

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"Never have throught 4 years and never will"

"I just cant keep my dick in my pants"

"So sorry @_anara_for pulling the woman that u hired me for an iv drip. Unfortunately i just need sex from everyone."

"Sorry that im a terrible person and human being who has no loyalty to anyone including my family or girlfriend of 4 years. Happy new year"

"This girl is all urs for 150 dollars"

 

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