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[Kid Dynamite 8036]

Sunderland attackers all have the Almiron knack of consistently choosing the wrong option  

[ewerk 34589]

On to Wembley they go then.

[MrBass 3206]

Ugh

[ewerk 34589]

Great header tbf. Last touch of the game.

[Tom 14382]

I thought they didn’t want to get promoted?  

[acrossthepond 1035]

Not to worry, they won't. 

[Rosco 966]

1 minute ago, acrossthepond said:

Not to worry, they won't. 

And if they do it’ll be great watching them get humped most weeks

[PaddockLad 19903]

 

[Renton 24674]

Just delaying the pleasure for a greater return at Wembley. Meanwhile pray for Trafalgar square.

 

 

 

[Renton 24674]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

 

 

And Sheffield United just won 6 0 on aggregate. 👍

[Howmanheyman 38327]

On holiday so haven't seen anything but if it's Sheffield United they're going to get at Wembley then they'll win it, Sheff United are shit v NE clubs. Fancied Cov more beating them in this leg. Unless they hit very lucky with some spectacular loan deals then next year in the PL is going to be very painful for them unless I'm reading it completely wrong and their players defy my layman's eyes. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15279]

Came out of Supergrass, saw there was a minute left of extra time so dove in The Star to watch the pens. Walked in as the corner came in the box and they scored. So, I apologise for that 

[Monkeys Fist 46701]

24 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Unless they hit very lucky with some spectacular loan deals then next year in the PL is going to be very painful

As we speak their owner is negotiating an extended list of extra chores he can do for his mam to get extra pocket money. 
 

Itk’s reckon they’ve hit a sticking point over putting the bins out every week. 

[trophyshy 7616]

50 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

On holiday so haven't seen anything but if it's Sheffield United they're going to get at Wembley then they'll win it, Sheff United are shit v NE clubs. Fancied Cov more beating them in this leg. Unless they hit very lucky with some spectacular loan deals then next year in the PL is going to be very painful for them unless I'm reading it completely wrong and their players defy my layman's eyes. 

 

https://suno.com/s/LbYnMisYCiO4HSxA
 

 

 

[RobinRobin 13053]

5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Came out of Supergrass, saw there was a minute left of extra time so dove in The Star to watch the pens. Walked in as the corner came in the box and they scored. So, I apologise for that 

[Christmas Tree 5519]

Never been so meh about Sunderland in my life. That said, I do really miss the derby games as they’ve previously been such a big part of my life as a Newcastle fan. 
 

As much as we have a few “rivalries” with other prem clubs, nothing compares to the build up and aftermath of a derby week, particularly having spent most of my life working in Sunderland.

 

Naturally, I will find it quite amusing if they crash at Wembley, but the inner real football fan inside is hoping they get up and those two nerve jingling fixtures return.

 

[Gemmill 53236]

I think you might be disappointed on the nerve jangling front. They're no better than they were when we brushed them aside in the cup, and we have moved up a gear since then with more to come in the summer. 

 

Obviously weird results happen in football, especially derbies, but there's a bigger gap between us and them than there is between us and Real Madrid these days. 

 

Their best hope is they get us after an away midweek in the CL. 

[Christmas Tree 5519]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I think you might be disappointed on the nerve jangling front.

I’ll let this ride with you being new to football. But every Tyne Wear derby is nerve jangling. Derby’s can so often be a complete leveller regardless of who has the “better” team.

[Renton 24674]

Fuck that. We're at the stage where every match we have something to play for whoever its against. I don't need or want the stress of a derby with those troglodytes. 

[Gemmill 53236]

3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

I’ll let this ride with you being new to football. But every Tyne Wear derby is nerve jangling. Derby’s can so often be a complete leveller regardless of who has the “better” team.

 

Maybe when you have the mindset that we won't pick up another point from the middle of April onwards. Your nerves must be completely shot. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15279]

We picked up 18 points from the promoted teams this season. They’re just not very good and I don’t see Sheffield United or Sunderland bucking the trend. Local rivalry or not 

[Toonpack 12322]

50 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Never been so meh about Sunderland in my life. That said, I do really miss the derby games as they’ve previously been such a big part of my life as a Newcastle fan. 
 

As much as we have a few “rivalries” with other prem clubs, nothing compares to the build up and aftermath of a derby week, particularly having spent most of my life working in Sunderland.

 

Naturally, I will find it quite amusing if they crash at Wembley, but the inner real football fan inside is hoping they get up and those two nerve jingling fixtures return.

 

 

You can stick your derby up your arse sideways, fucking hated everything about it since 1979 and the cunt Rowell hat-trick, felt a bit rough in the morning but went anyway, got tonsillitis missed next game (beat Charlton 5-3 ffs).

 

That said times have changed, they are turbo-shit and we're anything but.

[Craig 7699]

Given the season they’ve had it’ll be a travesty if Sheff Utd don’t make it. Reminds me of the only season when we did take part in the playoffs though, be just like Sunderland to spawn it into the top league.

[Gemmill 53236]

My dad was saying he saw CT walking round the estate this morning, chewing on his fingernails and muttering about "... the threat of Wilson Isidor..." and "Luke 'the wall' O'Nien". My dad tried to approach but he just got "DANIEL FUCKING BALLARD" screamed in his face. 

Edited 3 hours ago by Gemmill

[Toonpack 12322]

I have no doubt they'll spawn it, the cunts even got promoted when they didn't win the playoffs (Swindon bollocks) they were the turd that wouldn't flush for years and years of late goal lifesavers. They can fuck off, they don't deserve the financial injection the Prem would bring.