Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Howay said: I honestly hope that bloke implying any of their players would easily get past Burn and Botman is taking the piss. There’s backing your players and then there’s just being deluded. I’ve not seen Botman but Maldini and the Italian Champions wanted to sign him, so that leads me to believe he’s decent at the very least meanwhile their team are third division players. I shouldn’t have to spell this out but I think he does genuinely believe what he’s saying. You see this type of behaviour in 2nd and 3rd generation cult members in the likes of Scientology and the Mormons- they have no grasp of what is real because they’ve never been exposed to it. Mackems have spent so long in Division Three being “everyone’s Cup Final” they actually believe that their players are better at football than plumbing or joinery or whatever their day job is. They’re about to have their world shaken up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30465 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 (edited) That Roker Mackem was obsessed with a completely invented (by him) stat that no one had ever gained more points than Eddie Howe with so little possession. So we were doomed to failure on that basis. That’s the sort of shite they make up. The same fella spends his life in the thread about us telling any Newcastle fan that turns up in there that they’re obsessed with Sunderland Edited June 29, 2022 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 "Was in Torremolinos for a fortnight at the beginning of the month, there were loads of Leeds fans there, all wearing their colours, even put their flag up in the Colliery Tavern for the length of their break. Im too old now for wearing our shirt but had my SAFC beach towel with me for lounging around the pool most days." "If you pinch anothers teams beach towel and hang it upside down dors that count as a victory?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: What stage are at in the Boom-Bust cycle atm? Have to be close to the manager hounding bit They'll have forgotten how to lose. It's going to be funny as fuck for the first few weeks of the season. They'll have Bobby Hill on the dole before a firework goes off. Espcially if we come flying out of the blocks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 On 27/06/2022 at 03:39, Alex said: So Sam Fender’s gone from being a MLF turncoat Sand Dancer to someone from North Shields that we’re about to disown as one of our own due to some scandal that hasn’t happened yet. Have I got that right? That seems to be what they’re saying but I’m just checking I haven’t slipped into some parallel universe He did just post this yesterday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Get some rest lads, we go again tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30465 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 (edited) Wouldn’t know if they were actually Sunderland players or a pisstake Edited June 30, 2022 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Top fella looks like the PE teacher at my secondary who was done for noncing 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 14 minutes ago, Alex said: Wouldn’t know if they were actually Sunderland players or a pisstake https://inglaterraencasa.com/campus-de-futbol-en-ingles/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30465 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Tapping up the 6-19 age bracket in Spain. Teaching them the mackem language. Scholarships to Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9250 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Bottom one looks happy to be there (and psychotic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26982 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Howay said: "We own an acting agency in New York for extras and such like if I remember correctly?" "Yes, 'N-E-Schmuck-will-do' I believe?" "Good, get me the cheapest American-Italian actor you can get and tell him to watch out for any wandering Wearside tourists. Instruct him to let on he's a made man and that John Gotti and his successors are 'connected' with Sunderland AFC. Spin them a line about a phoenix or some such shite that they'll lap up." "I think we can manage that, no problem, sir." "Excellent, I love it when a plan comes together." "That's the A team, sir." "Ooohh! The fucking balls on this one!" 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 I’m not sure what is more far fetched….that a mafioso would have any knowledge of or interest in SAFC, or that this idiot has travelled further than Washington Services. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30465 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Took place in Lidl during Italian week 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34634 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 I'm sure the famously well dressed, pernickety about their appearance, mafia would be all about some fat cunt walking around in his Sunderland top. Why do they do this to themselves? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26982 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 "eeah, that mafiosa ya met in New York has come to visit wa, Billy!" "Gerrin! Ahll invite'm for tea. Mak him spaghetti Bolognese as they're Italian Americans and they luv it!" "Ahm on it now!" (Goes to open tin of lidl spaghetti hoops) "What ya doing, man! Eeh wants the propa stuff, man, not that cheap shite! Go down to Sainsburys and buy their tin of spaghetti Bolognese, instead!" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12768 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 27 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'm sure the famously well dressed, pernickety about their appearance, mafia would be all about some fat cunt walking around in his Sunderland top. Why do they do this to themselves? The Mafia crack is absolutely a subconscious attempt to brag about how hard they are as a fan base too 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26982 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 41 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: The Mafia crack is absolutely a subconscious attempt to brag about how hard they are as a fan base too 100% 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 7 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Bottom one looks happy to be there (and psychotic) welcome to Crystal maze! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26982 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 The best part is, you can pretty much guarantee that none of the above actually happened 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Sonatine said: The best part is, you can pretty much guarantee that none of the above actually happened I reckon the bottom left one may well have happened like. Probably the highlight of the SMB's life, remembering it from 15 years ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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