thebrokendoll 7166 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 ah, the tried and tested 'not winning right now model' hugely successful during their double relegation seasons and whilst they languished in the 3rd division for 4 years. its a policy they should definitely stick with. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 These lot truly are fucking pathetic https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/high-crown-pub-puts-up-large-safc-logo-as-row-over-newcastle-lingers-on/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Craig said: These lot truly are fucking pathetic https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/high-crown-pub-puts-up-large-safc-logo-as-row-over-newcastle-lingers-on/ Fewming tbh. Edited September 1, 2023 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6055 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Their twitter feed is full of players I (hand on heart) have never heard of Sounds like they're bringing in 5 or 6 kids and random foreigners with hours to spare. Doesn't scream "planning" tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6055 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Craig said: These lot truly are fucking pathetic https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/high-crown-pub-puts-up-large-safc-logo-as-row-over-newcastle-lingers-on/ Some pisshead chucked a curry at the window one night. The row never started, let alone lingering on ffs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: tbh. MLFd YP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Some pisshead chucked a curry at the window one night. The row never started, let alone lingering on ffs “ I’ll spend a tenner on a curry and lob it at their window- that’ll show the Maggy bastids!” All part of the long-term Model.… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17985 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: “ I’ll spend a tenner on a curry and lob it at their window- that’ll show the Maggy bastids!” All part of the long-term Model.… 'And a hope the massive lads gan on a massive losing streak marra. Winning isn't in the template right now marra. Keep the faith marra, follow the plan'. Mackems man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Nay one will poach wuz playaz if they nevah win marra. FTM. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Has anyone actually seen any of them explain what the “Model” is , other than vague references to it? Does it involve paying off the £10m loan to fix the lift? Non-stick coatings on the seats to clean the shite off easier? Selling their players to rivals ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On RTG there. One of the players they've signed today was billed as "the new Zidane" a few years ago by the Athletic. None of them seem to be grasping that him signing for Sunderland means that that prediction was very fucking wrong. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 This lad is righting the wrongs of the original Zidane's career. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: On RTG there. One of the players they've signed today was billed as "the new Zidane" a few years ago by the Athletic. None of them seem to be grasping that him signing for Sunderland means that that prediction was very fucking wrong. They should know, they used to have Zinedine Kilbane play for them. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 This is the kid who's currently having the worst day of his life. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adil_Aouchiche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: On RTG there. One of the players they've signed today was billed as "the new Zidane" a few years ago by the Athletic. None of them seem to be grasping that him signing for Sunderland means that that prediction was very fucking wrong. Let’s pretend for a moment that this lad is the new Zidane, and sets the Championship alight with his masterful skills and headbutts. Don’t they realise that within the blink of an eye, he’d be getting poached by their betters 10 mile up the road and he’d be away before they’ve even had time to light the kitchen roll? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: This is the kid who's currently having the worst day of his life. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adil_Aouchiche I look forward to hearing that fucking toucher that lives in his mam’s attic attempting to pronounce this poor fucker’s surname. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I look forward to hearing that fucking toucher that lives in his mam’s attic attempting to pronounce this poor fucker’s surname. The exchange I read on RTG was: Which one of these players that I've never heard of is the new Zidane? The one that sounds like a sneeze. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30714 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Has anyone actually seen any of them explain what the “Model” is , other than vague references to it? Does it involve paying off the £10m loan to fix the lift? Non-stick coatings on the seats to clean the shite off easier? Selling their players to rivals ? The model is deliberately vague so they can keep selling it to their gullible fans. In reality it’s basically spending fuck all 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 9 minutes ago, Alex said: The model is deliberately vague so they can keep selling it to their gullible fans. In reality it’s basically spending fuck all Now that’s not fair. They’re also going to sell all the lads on medium wages and sign bairns on low wages. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 52 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Zinedine Kilbane Him, and Cattermole , are the perfect explanation to anyone asking ” How shit would it be to be a mackem?” Even in our darkest days, with an owner spewing in pub fireplaces and a manager that had “left” and “right” written inside his shoes, we still had players like Yohan Kebab, Charles Insomnia and Ben Arfa to give us hope. Kilbane and Cattermole , the epitome of fucking plodders, are genuine legends at safc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12495 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12495 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Wow, have to be the saddest fucking cunts going that lot. They have the brass neck to claim we’re obsessed as well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Unlike our mutual managerial mishap, Mr. Bruce, the cunt of all cunts on the landlord front, it seems we are living rent-free in the heads of our polydactyl paedo neighbours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12495 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 (edited) Mind I suppose the list of activities they have to choose from is: - Raping pigeons - shitting on seats - littering and defecating in the town centre - getting a wash in Trafalgar square - adding Ryanair flights to your basket to try and add £2 to Newcastle fans flights They’ve lost it like. Also “forzaMilansafc” Jesus fucking wept, are they imagining a friendship with another club that has no idea who they are? Or just glory hunting as is common for fans of tragic little clubs? Edited September 1, 2023 by Howay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13895 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Im sure about 20,000 went to Bruges as well 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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