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[Howmanheyman 27358]

 

 

 

That's Eddie telt, good and proper. Imagine, imagine, imagine if Eddie had actually mentioned Sunderland or ever given them a moment's thought? Said it before but some of Sunderland's managers meant either nothing whatsoever, (the one's I knew, not some of their more recent ones), or some of them seemed decent enough blokes, Mowbray would go in that bracket, Reid, Crosby etc. They just can't see past the bitterness and are too thick to to realise it.

 

 

[The Fish 9103]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

That's Eddie telt, good and proper. Imagine, imagine, imagine if Eddie had actually mentioned Sunderland or ever given them a moment's thought? Said it before but some of Sunderland's managers meant either nothing whatsoever, (the one's I knew, not some of their more recent ones), or some of them seemed decent enough blokes, Mowbray would go in that bracket, Reid, Crosby etc. They just can't see past the bitterness and are too thick to to realise it.

 

 

 

There are some Sunderland fans who cannot give credit to any player, any manager connected to Newcastle. I've no problem saying Reid was a good manager for them, or that ... well I thought I might have 2 or three examples of good players or managers, but honestly I can't. Not because they were Sunderland affiliated, but because they just haven't had that many truly good players for, or managers in charge of Sunderland in my lifetime.

[Alex 30706]

39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

That's Eddie telt, good and proper. Imagine, imagine, imagine if Eddie had actually mentioned Sunderland or ever given them a moment's thought? Said it before but some of Sunderland's managers meant either nothing whatsoever, (the one's I knew, not some of their more recent ones), or some of them seemed decent enough blokes, Mowbray would go in that bracket, Reid, Crosby etc. They just can't see past the bitterness and are too thick to to realise it.

 

 

Thats a big looking kid.  Because Newcastle fans are the only ones where adults wear replica shirts  👍🏻

[Howmanheyman 27358]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

Thats a big looking kid.  Because Newcastle fans are the only ones where adults wear replica shirts  👍🏻

 

[Gemmill 35257]

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

[Tom 13895]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

He’ll have probably had to have returned it to the first team after the race as well.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12844]

That’s a grown man  

[Renton 17973]

Might have been a member of the first team tbh. 

[Howmanheyman 27358]

3 minutes ago, Tom said:

He’ll have probably had to have returned it to the first team after the race as well.

 

I hope nobody from Nike was watching it. 'Oh! There's a Nike shirt, must be one of our generic shirts we franchise out to third parties. I wonder which team it is? Probably some local high school or something?'

[Alex 30706]

8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I hope nobody from Nike was watching it. 'Oh! There's a Nike shirt, must be one of our generic shirts we franchise out to third parties. I wonder which team it is? Probably some local high school or something?'

That deal they’ve struck makes the ones Ashley negotiated look good 

[Meenzer 14128]

18 minutes ago, Renton said:

Might have been a member of the first team tbh. 

 

Nah, they're all wonderkids with a future value in the tens of trillions

[thebrokendoll 7160]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

 

infinitely more generous than me.

I hope his lungs, knees and hamstrings were.

[MMXXVIII 1072]

13 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

infinitely more generous than me.

I hope his lungs, knees and hamstrings were.

 

The herring gulls of South Shields were praying for similar.

[Howay 12495]

 They can’t be serious like. The fucking clip of that bloke doing that to Howe, at a charity run with kids around too never mind it’s sad as fuck regardless of the setting. 
 

Those stories are brutal as well, the one about £20 for the DJ was so pathetic even the other mackems were calling it out. Shows how little they have going on I suppose if they have so much free time they can go into a shop and have a random lass look for a dvd with a fake name, by himself no less . Mint fucking banter lads. 

[Renton 17973]

8 minutes ago, Howay said:

Those stories are brutal as well, the one about £20 for the DJ was so pathetic even the other mackems were calling it out.

 

Twenty quid is a fortune to them man. You're talking about a population who smuggle cheese slices into football matches and have a whip round to buy a packet of crisps. 

[Monkeys Fist 39018]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Twenty quid is a fortune to them man. You're talking about a population who smuggle cheese slices into football matches and have a whip round to buy a packet of crisps. 

This amoeba posted this , twice, in response to that subject. 

 

 

If you’re going be wrong, be wrong twice. 
 

Premier Inns charge about £6 for a pint of cooking lager. 
 

 

[Rayvin 4964]

What is particularly impressive about that double post is that they're an hour apart, with several replies in between. Too much £6 premier inn cooking lager...

[Howay 12495]

 He clearly can’t afford the drip tray pint, it’ll be cans of Kestrel extra strong and a nice bag of glue to sniff for Qwerty. 

[Monkeys Fist 39018]

He’s got Abbot Ale as his avatar/wish list. 
 

 

[Renton 17973]

 

Do you think marra? 

 

Let's post it anyway, why aye. 

Edited September 12, 2023 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 27358]

20 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Do you think marra? 

 

Let's post it anyway, why aye. 

 

 

 

'Ah waz telt years ago a load of shite about the greyat north run being a Mag hayatred of Sunderland, it was another MLF who told me as we sat and wanked each other off spinning conspiracy theories about the mags. It might be bollocks but ah think he came first when ah mentioned ah heard from someone else that ponteyaland airport was originally going to be at the Washington air museum until Newcastle council overruled something and demanded they got it instead. Actually, ah might have squirted me sarce fust...... canna remember, marra? FTM etc'

[Meenzer 14128]

And then the whole bus clapped

[Monkeys Fist 39018]

8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Actually, ah might have squirted me sarce fust...... canna

 

 

( it’s got nowt to do with the fact the shortest road route to sunderland from Newcastle is over 14 miles either, bit more than a half marathon) 

[NJS 3989]

I suppose they could turn right at Marsden instead of left but I'm not sure where on the seafront that would make the end. 

 

 

 

 

[NJS 3989]

1 minute ago, NJS said:

I suppose they could turn right at Marsden instead of left but I'm not sure where on the seafront that would make the end. 

 

 

 

 

Actually refreshing my memory with a look that would be Souter lighthouse/Whitburn at a push which is still South Tyneside.