trophyshy 6434 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Pardew couldn't drag a winnet out his kecks man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Who are our best 5 players? I struggle to answer. Krul, Colo, Tiote, Sissoko of the those that have been around a bit. I would have said Cabaye and Ben Arfa would have been in the top five if they were still here. Hopefully the likes of de jong, Cabella and Janmaat will live up to their reputations. If they don't, we're fucked - especially given how thin we are up front and in central defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Colo can't be up there on any of his recent form and by recent i mean within the last year. Tiote is good at what he does but not exactly technically gifted . Sissoko, meh. Even with everybody fully fit it's a grim first 11. Especially that forward line and centre back pairing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 How grim? Bottom 5 grim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 The lack of a goal scorer is the big concern. Remy's goals kept us up last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Colo can't be up there on any of his recent form and by recent i mean within the last year. Tiote is good at what he does but not exactly technically gifted . Sissoko, meh. Even with everybody fully fit it's a grim first 11. Especially that forward line and centre back pairing. None of that means they're not in our five best players though. Unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Well, I look forward to you praising Pardew if he manages to drag our awful squad to mid-table comfort then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Pardew couldn't drag a winnet out his kecks man. Any OOTs might need a translation, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12456 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I think it was Howay, a few pages back, that likened Pardew to a crusty wank sock. Harsh. A crusty wank sock does it's job. That is all I can find to say about this farce of a club, and that's what fucks me off more than anything. I would counter that Pardew and the crusty sock are both doing a similar job and that is swallowing the jizz their owner fires into them, Pardew does a fantastic job of that imo. Your point still stands though as I think a crusty wank sock draped over a radiator would be a better tactician, motivator and man than Alan Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Any OOTs might need a translation, though. Not all of us, unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I would counter that Pardew and the crusty sock are both doing a similar job and that is swallowing the jizz their owner fires into them, Pardew does a fantastic job of that imo. Your point still stands though as I think a crusty wank sock draped over a radiator would be a better tactician, motivator and man than Alan Pardew. Sadly, a wank sock is also easier to get rid off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Not all of us, unfortunately You're not an OOT, man. You're a GDG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I prefer OOC. * adjusts monocle * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Go on then, you first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 What me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Too late! Was the cry. Beddybyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 * sigh * Nite nite sweet prince! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) Edited September 11, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26344 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Exciting times indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Pardew to explain the transfers today should be good for a laaaarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 It will be the same shit. 'Good window, thanks mike, couldn't foresee the siem injury, Cisse is nearly fit, it's all gravy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Doesn't say it's loans coming in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 We can look forward to an extended bout of arselicking given his job prospects are looking rocky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Abeid, Bigi, et al? Has Ryder made it so that you can't embed his tweets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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