Toonpack 15614 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal. And with that...their fate was sealed. Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON. But NOT the first time Gemmill has announced they will go down (and been just a tad WRONG) FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Suck my balls, old timer! Ah-suck. Ah-my balls! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Everton fans everywhere 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Right at the end of MOTD when they do the Sunday paper headlines, it reckons Man United are set to hand Ten Hag a 2 year contract extension. Yes please! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Right at the end of MOTD when they do the Sunday paper headlines, it reckons Man United are set to hand Ten Hag a 2 year contract extension. Yes please! Glazers paying back the fans for being so supportive of them 😂🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26384 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 17 hours ago, Gemmill said: First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal. And with that...their fate was sealed. Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON. Everton fans everywhere 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Everton fans everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Gemmill being sure that this is the year that Everton will be relegated.” - Benjamin Franklin, 1789 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Everton fans everywhere I just got 14/1 for Everton to finish the top half, guaranteed now Scotty boy has spaffed his Everton relegation load. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 6009 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 21 hours ago, Gemmill said: First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal. And with that...their fate was sealed. Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON. I did not think a facepalm image existed that could appropriately convey my feelings here, but lo and behold the internet hath delivered again: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22515 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Anderson in Scotland squad… I think there’s a chance he pulls out of this before he gets a full cap tbh… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 I dunno, sounds like Gemmill has been very persuasive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2465 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales. The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her. It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing. What a country... 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, Diego21 said: The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales. The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her. It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing. What a country... we're getting plenty of it over here too, it's been the lead story on the news for nearly a week now. nowt else of any consequence appears to be happening in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8367 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, Diego21 said: The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales. The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her. It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing. What a country... I read this as if it was a parody or over the top exaggeration... I'm starting to think it might be real. How can this be real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4598 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, Rayvin said: I read this as if it was a parody or over the top exaggeration... I'm starting to think it might be real. How can this be real https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66637880 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2465 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 34 minutes ago, Dougle said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66637880 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 4698 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 He's abused a position of power to sexually assault the people he's supposed to be educating. What does his mother think that the Catholic Church is going to do? Oh ... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11896 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 https://x.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1696274576928362587?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw Not sure why my links don’t get embedded even changing the x. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 22 minutes ago, Isegrim said: https://x.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1696274576928362587?s=46&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw Not sure why my links don’t get embedded even changing the x. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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