Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

Looks pregnant in that picture. The YouTube money has been going behind the bar!

Immaculate conception? 

[Gemmill 34503]

Dyche has got covid. Shame really that it's come on a cup weekend and not a PL one. The inconsiderate ginger cunt. 

[wykikitoon 16683]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Dyche has got covid. Shame really that it's come on a cup weekend and not a PL one. The inconsiderate ginger cunt. 

How the fuck did they get a swab in that cunts throat?  It's full of razors! 

[wykikitoon 16683]

Woodward steps down at Man Utd

[Gemmill 34503]

Pep's got covid now too. 

[Tom 13861]

I doubt Pep’s bothered. His medicine cabinet is massive.

[Diego21 1997]

Emery's Villarreal says Goodbye to the Spanish Cup in his first round against a Second Division Team. 

[Dougle 2857]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59907093

 

[Gemmill 34503]

It's gonna look filthy after 5 minutes. 

[wykikitoon 16683]

How the fuck has Mendy been allowed bail?

[Alex 30429]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

How the fuck has Mendy been allowed bail?

££££££

[Tom 13861]

This was the one thing we didn’t want to happen.

[Chaser 1055]

 

Poor bastards. 

 

[Gemmill 34503]

What a cunt. He fucking hated owning us. He just needs another billboard, the prick. 

[Chaser 1055]

I can't imagine the level of desperation Derby fans must be feeling now knowing that they're going from one shit owner to the next. 

[Gemmill 34503]

This business with Leeds being so "unlucky" with injuries. 

 

You watch that thing on Amazon about them, Bielsa has them at the training ground for 9 hour days, and has them playing this high energy Bielsa press. And the injuries started straight away when he got to the club - there's a bit with Luke Ayling saying that the intensity of the new bloke's approach has meant that the average number of players injured at any one time has gone up loads, but that will go away as the players adjust.  

 

I'm not sure their permanent injury problems aren't just a continuation of this. Bielsa needs to take a leaf out of Steve Bruce's book and the injuries will improve. 

 

That's right lads, I've watched an 8 part series on Leeds and I'm putting their team of sports scientists to shame with my analysis. 

[Andrew 4222]

8 hours ago, Gemmill said:

This business with Leeds being so "unlucky" with injuries. 

 

You watch that thing on Amazon about them, Bielsa has them at the training ground for 9 hour days, and has them playing this high energy Bielsa press. And the injuries started straight away when he got to the club - there's a bit with Luke Ayling saying that the intensity of the new bloke's approach has meant that the average number of players injured at any one time has gone up loads, but that will go away as the players adjust.  

 

I'm not sure their permanent injury problems aren't just a continuation of this. Bielsa needs to take a leaf out of Steve Bruce's book and the injuries will improve. 

 

That's right lads, I've watched an 8 part series on Leeds and I'm putting their team of sports scientists to shame with my analysis. 

Its true though, the intensity bielsa demands has always seemed odd to me when coupled with the fact he always wants to have a small squad.

[Howay 12460]

This video is why I dislike Klopp, look at the beaming smile when the reporter mentions a 7-0 win and then as soon as it’s something he doesn’t like he starts being a prick. The question is obviously a bit of a sound byte shite one but is there any need to be that much of an unrelenting twat? 

[Tom 13861]

I always had a lot of time for him but he’s been acting like a complete bellend recently. 

[Isegrim 8872]

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

This video is why I dislike Klopp, look at the beaming smile when the reporter mentions a 7-0 win and then as soon as it’s something he doesn’t like he starts being a prick. The question is obviously a bit of a sound byte shite one but is there any need to be that much of an unrelenting twat? 

He’s changed a lot over the years. He was an honest and straight talking young manager at Mainz and a cracking pundit 15 years ago, but a lot of the stuff he’s coming up with is cringeworthy nowadays.

[Howay 12460]

4 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

He’s changed a lot over the years. He was an honest and straight talking young manager at Mainz and a cracking pundit 15 years ago, but a lot of the stuff he’s coming up with is cringeworthy nowadays.

That makes sense, I was similar to Tom I always liked him but since he’s been at Liverpool he’s been brutal. I always thought maybe it was just because I can’t stand Liverpool but now you say that it makes more sense. 

[ewerk 26391]

It’s the way that he tries to belittle the journo for asking a fairly harmless question that irks me.

[Howmanheyman 26872]

22 minutes ago, ewerk said:

It’s the way that he tries to belittle the journo for asking a fairly harmless question that irks me.

I can't abide him and 'Pep'. Klopp on form seems a canny enough bloke but he's been a stroppy cunt and a belittling one almost from the start at Liverpool, pip just makes mundane questions awkward by being awkward with the reporters. Captain Scarlett at arsenal is going the same way.

[OTF 6175]

4 hours ago, Howay said:

This video is why I dislike Klopp, look at the beaming smile when the reporter mentions a 7-0 win and then as soon as it’s something he doesn’t like he starts being a prick. The question is obviously a bit of a sound byte shite one but is there any need to be that much of an unrelenting twat? 

It's a pretty shit question honestly. More entertaining looking at his over the top reactions than hearing what his answer would be.

[RobinRobin 9232]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Captain Scarlet at arsenal is going the same way.