Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 27515]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’d pay good money to be on a different continent whilst CT blew smoke up Denise Squelch’s prolapsed hoop. 

CT's lips vibrating and rippling with the blowing, Denise's nostrils flaring with the thrill of it like the ghost of red rum. (Read this out again but this time in your shed you filthy beast, you). 

[Christmas Tree 4003]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

CT's lips vibrating and rippling with the blowing, Denise's nostrils flaring with the thrill of it like the ghost of red rum. (Read this out again but this time in your shed you filthy beast, you). 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

‘ You know what I mean’ from one ex-pro to another.

’Unless you’ve played the game’ 

Thank fuck we have ex-pro’s as pundits otherwise we wouldn’t have a clue what we’ve just watched,including many replays of incidents.

[Kid Dynamite 6082]

Ronaldo wishing happy new year to Ronaldo

 

 

[toonotl 2520]

Personally I enjoyed it when he kicked the ball into his own face and out for a goal kick last weekend. We all have different measures of iconic moments from 2021.

[PaddockLad 14895]

THE KING LIVES ITS A NEW YEAR MIRACLE

 

 

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

6 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Ronaldo wishing happy new year to Ronaldo

 

 

And that’s what you call a far from easy year,is it?

[Alex 30761]

56 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

THE KING LIVES ITS A NEW YEAR MIRACLE

 

 

 

 

I thought his surname was Marshall-Baines

[wykikitoon 17034]

Just seen it Leeds v Burnley tomorrow.  Bore draw please.

[wykikitoon 17034]

I mean yeh go to the darts lads we need a few games calling off

 

 

[gurru991 22]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I mean yeh go to the darts lads we need a few games calling off

 

 

Not breaking any rules !! Three lads going to a darts game isn't going to prolong covid !!

[Andrew 4263]

Few more than 3 people behind them, it may not be against the rules but its exactly why the UK is still getting fucked by covid

[gurru991 22]

1 hour ago, Andrew said:

Few more than 3 people behind them, it may not be against the rules but its exactly why the UK is still getting fucked by covid

So ok to go to a football game but no to darts !!

[Andrew 4263]

Well, not really no.

[ewerk 26793]

7 hours ago, gurru991 said:

Not breaking any rules !! Three lads going to a darts game isn't going to prolong covid !!

No but it could contribute to their club being forced to postpone games. No one is asking them to live in a bubble but going to an indoor event with thousands in attendance is an easily avoidable risk at a time with record infections.

[Gemmill 35460]

Aye, no rules broken, but blatantly daft in the circumstances. 

[Alex 30761]

8 hours ago, gurru991 said:

Not breaking any rules !! Three lads going to a darts game isn't going to prolong covid !!

There more or less aren’t any rules so that seems like a moot point 

[wykikitoon 17034]

Just listening to Monday night club podcast. They're talking about the change in Spurs since Conte arrival. How fitter they look etc. 

 

How the actual fuck does Steve Bruce get such a free ride with the media? They haven't once picked this up under Howe and how we look fitter etc. 

[ewerk 26793]

New pictures on what was on the back of Harvey Barnes’ card. I’ve changed my mind, great lad, sign him up.

 

[wykikitoon 17034]

Liverpool request Carabao Cup match at Arsenal is postponed because of rise in Covid cases - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59872772

 

How dare they! 

[wykikitoon 17034]

 

 

 

[Gemmill 35460]

I wish this was a real club statement. 

[Tom 13915]

He’s certainly been spreading the Rona around the little rat.

[Monkeys Fist 39161]

He looks like one of the pinheads from Freaks. 

[Tom 13915]

Looks pregnant in that picture. The YouTube money has been going behind the bar!