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  On 26/08/2023 at 15:56, Gemmill said:

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

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But NOT the first time Gemmill has announced they will go down (and been just a tad WRONG) FFS

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I only have one month left to finish my job at the high school where I've been a teacher for the past two years.   Yesterday my students gave me a gift.  

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@Alex   I also like everything you say. There are journalists (and in general, the popular voice) who have spoken in recent years of PSG and Manchester City as an illegal team without r

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  On 26/08/2023 at 15:56, Gemmill said:

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

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Everton fans everywhere

 

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“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Gemmill being sure that this is the year that Everton will be relegated.” - Benjamin Franklin, 1789

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Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu.

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  On 26/08/2023 at 15:56, Gemmill said:

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

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I did not think a facepalm image existed that could appropriately convey my feelings here, but lo and behold the internet hath delivered again:

 

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The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked  UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales.

 

The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her.

It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing.

 

What a country...

 

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  On 28/08/2023 at 12:04, Diego21 said:

The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked  UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales.

 

The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her.

It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing.

 

What a country...

 

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we're getting plenty of it over here too, it's been the lead story on the news for nearly a week now.

nowt else of any consequence appears to be happening in the world.

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  On 28/08/2023 at 12:04, Diego21 said:

The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked  UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales.

 

The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her.

It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing.

 

What a country...

 

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I read this as if it was a parody or over the top exaggeration... I'm starting to think it might be real. How can this be real :lol: 

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He's abused a position of power to sexually assault the people he's supposed to be educating. What does his mother think that the Catholic Church is going to do? Oh ...

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