Happy Face 29 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Grizzly Man is on Ch4 at 11.05pm tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Grizzly Man is on Ch4 at 11.05pm tonight. A strangely enjoyable film, what a prize nugget Timothy Treadwell was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 District 9 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1136608/ Much better than i was expecting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 District 9. Thought it was decent but the last half hour was pretty poor. Think I also need to watch it again when not stoned as I don't get all of the hype about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5031 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Think I also need to watch it again when not stoned as I don't get all of the hype about it. That might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 District 9. Thought it was decent but the last half hour was pretty poor. Think I also need to watch it again when not stoned as I don't get all of the hype about it. It's like Flight of the Navigator, Enemy Mine and Close Encounters all rolled into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 District 9 - thought the aliens and effects were spot on but I just felt it could have been better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 District 9 - thought the aliens and effects were spot on but I just felt it could have been better. This is how I feel; still enjoyed it but it left me cold somehow. Didn't connect with the characters, the aliens defo had more charisma than the main bloke anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 District 9 - thought the aliens and effects were spot on but I just felt it could have been better. This is how I feel; still enjoyed it but it left me cold somehow. Didn't connect with the characters, the aliens defo had more charisma than the main bloke anyway. he reminded me of the teacher out of ferris buellers day off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Woot the Fock?" Wikus was mint man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13898 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Fookin smart prawns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Woot the Fock?" Wikus was mint man. What was going on with his accent man? Devastated that this bloke wasn't on as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35322 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Inglourious Basterds. Thought it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Nice little film review... I saw the bollock in the eye that is Inglorious Basterds. Can I say anything positive about this film? Yes. This film did not give me AIDS. That is the only thing that it has going for it. But I sat through the whole thing, so that must mean that it was better than Tarantino's last film. When I walked into the screening room I knew I had made a terrible mistake. The floors were audibly sticky, the room was tiny and hot and the air was smelly and....funky. Basically, I was in the Odeon's Porn Cinema. I arrived as the trailers were on, as did a big fat cunt. I'm sorry but that was really the only way to describe this man. He was big, he was fat, he was a cunt. It took him about a minute to find his seat and all he did while trying to get to his seat was give out an annoying sigh/grunt ever 5 seconds. WUUURGHH, he would say. Finally, he sat down. WUUURGHH. Then he took his coat off. WUUURGHH. Then he settled down and relaxed. WWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGHH. He was two rows in front of me and I hated him. As soon as the film started he decided to get a bottle of coke out and take a sip. When I say a bottle I mean a 2 litre bottle and when I say a sip I mean he downed a third of the bottle in one go. He put it up to his stupid mouth and gulped and gulped and gulped until he had no choice but to breath. The only thing that was stopping him gulping more was the headache and the feeling of passing out due to a lack of air. He stopped gulping and WUUURGHH. Five minutes later and he was thirsty again. He shoved the bottle up to his mouth and took another third of the bottle only this time as he drank he squeezed the plastic bottle just so he could get more of the fizzy drink into his head quicker. He then put the bottle down and WUUURGHH. Luckily, I had a shit film to distract me from this man. The film ended. I was grateful and stormed off for a very angry piss. This was my second trip to this toilet and it was to be the most eventful. Fat cunt was right behind me WUUURGHHing with every step. I held the door open for him and to thank me for my kindness he said WUUUURGHH. I went for the furthest urinal bowl from the door. He decided on the one three bowls away from me. I happily started pissing but was distracted by the fact that fat cunt had taken his cock out and just started pissing hands-free. Piss was going everywhere. On the floor, on himself, occassionally in the urinal bowl. I was pretty disgusted but to be fair he couldn't hold his cock to piss because he was eating a massive back of nuts. With his face. Seriously, he just put his face into the bag of nuts and started eating and pissing while his right hand dangled by his side. Thankfully, he finished his piss and washed his hands. I say washed, he put his right hand under a tap for a second. Then he dried his right hand. He dried it under the hand drier while I stood beside him at the other hand drier watching him eating his nuts. It took him about a minute to dry that one hand. Quite a while, I think you'll agree. I stood beside him for nearly all of that minute drying both my hands. I wouldn't have minded standing beside but, well, he still hadn't put his cock away. He left the toilet eating nuts and showing off his cock. I left about 10 seconds after him and just in time to hear someone shout DISGUSTING at him. He looked embarrassed and apologised and put his penis back in his sweat pants. SWEAT PANTS. It's not like he had to zip something up or button something. He just had to ping the elastic. But that was too much for fat cunt. The amount of WUUUURGHHing that would lead to doesn't bare thinking about. At first, I thought he was mentally ill. He wasn't. The fact that he simply hadn't realised his cock was even out just suggested that he's simply that horrible. I hope you meet him. http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39096 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Nice little film review... I saw the bollock in the eye that is Inglorious Basterds. Can I say anything positive about this film? Yes. This film did not give me AIDS. That is the only thing that it has going for it. But I sat through the whole thing, so that must mean that it was better than Tarantino's last film. When I walked into the screening room I knew I had made a terrible mistake. The floors were audibly sticky, the room was tiny and hot and the air was smelly and....funky. Basically, I was in the Odeon's Porn Cinema. I arrived as the trailers were on, as did a big fat cunt. I'm sorry but that was really the only way to describe this man. He was big, he was fat, he was a cunt. It took him about a minute to find his seat and all he did while trying to get to his seat was give out an annoying sigh/grunt ever 5 seconds. WUUURGHH, he would say. Finally, he sat down. WUUURGHH. Then he took his coat off. WUUURGHH. Then he settled down and relaxed. WWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGHH. He was two rows in front of me and I hated him. As soon as the film started he decided to get a bottle of coke out and take a sip. When I say a bottle I mean a 2 litre bottle and when I say a sip I mean he downed a third of the bottle in one go. He put it up to his stupid mouth and gulped and gulped and gulped until he had no choice but to breath. The only thing that was stopping him gulping more was the headache and the feeling of passing out due to a lack of air. He stopped gulping and WUUURGHH. Five minutes later and he was thirsty again. He shoved the bottle up to his mouth and took another third of the bottle only this time as he drank he squeezed the plastic bottle just so he could get more of the fizzy drink into his head quicker. He then put the bottle down and WUUURGHH. Luckily, I had a shit film to distract me from this man. The film ended. I was grateful and stormed off for a very angry piss. This was my second trip to this toilet and it was to be the most eventful. Fat cunt was right behind me WUUURGHHing with every step. I held the door open for him and to thank me for my kindness he said WUUUURGHH. I went for the furthest urinal bowl from the door. He decided on the one three bowls away from me. I happily started pissing but was distracted by the fact that fat cunt had taken his cock out and just started pissing hands-free. Piss was going everywhere. On the floor, on himself, occassionally in the urinal bowl. I was pretty disgusted but to be fair he couldn't hold his cock to piss because he was eating a massive back of nuts. With his face. Seriously, he just put his face into the bag of nuts and started eating and pissing while his right hand dangled by his side. Thankfully, he finished his piss and washed his hands. I say washed, he put his right hand under a tap for a second. Then he dried his right hand. He dried it under the hand drier while I stood beside him at the other hand drier watching him eating his nuts. It took him about a minute to dry that one hand. Quite a while, I think you'll agree. I stood beside him for nearly all of that minute drying both my hands. I wouldn't have minded standing beside but, well, he still hadn't put his cock away. He left the toilet eating nuts and showing off his cock. I left about 10 seconds after him and just in time to hear someone shout DISGUSTING at him. He looked embarrassed and apologised and put his penis back in his sweat pants. SWEAT PANTS. It's not like he had to zip something up or button something. He just had to ping the elastic. But that was too much for fat cunt. The amount of WUUUURGHHing that would lead to doesn't bare thinking about. At first, I thought he was mentally ill. He wasn't. The fact that he simply hadn't realised his cock was even out just suggested that he's simply that horrible. I hope you meet him. http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.com/ sack Jonathon Ross immedeately. Give this guy the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6067 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 6 of us went to see District 9 for a big gay night out. I was the only one who enjoyed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13898 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 FOOOKING PRAWNZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35322 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 (500) Days of Summer. I enjoyed it. I fancy the bird in it though so I might be biased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5031 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 (500) Days of Summer. I enjoyed it. I fancy the bird in it though so I might be biased. Aye Zooey Deschanel. Girl-next-door-hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 6 of us went to see District 9 for a big gay night out. I was the only one who enjoyed it Did the other five off them go through you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 "Woot the Fock?" Wikus was mint man. At first i thought Wirkus was going to be a similar character to Murray off Flight of the Conchords. He was still pretty great though. I thought it was a really well constructed film, thoroughly enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 (500) Days of Summer. I enjoyed it. I fancy the bird in it though so I might be biased. Aye Zooey Deschanel. Girl-next-door-hot. Looked good in an elfs costume!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Went to see Dorian Gray this afternoon. Don't. Just don't. Don't even think about renting the DVD from Blockbusters, when it comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Away days - shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 "Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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