Bruno Guimarães

[Meenzer 17075]

1 hour ago, MMXXVIII said:

Cracking player but she likes to hoy it aboot like a lass in the living room

and acts like one when she hurts her ankle, gannin off her me like.

 

Do you happen to have any thoughts about Chris Eubank Jr...?

[MMXXVIII 1296]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Do you happen to have any thoughts about Chris Eubank Jr...?

 

Met him, canny kid.

[Tom 14629]

Run it off  

 

 

He’s lucky he’s not out for months.

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

15 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

Cracking player but she likes to hoy it aboot like a lass in the living room

and acts like one when she hurts her ankle, gannin off her me like.

Would he not let you bang his Mrs then, Thompers? 

[Alex 38599]

53 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

Met him, canny kid.

The plot thickens 

[MMXXVIII 1296]

14 minutes ago, Alex said:

The plot thickens 

 

Think we all heard the EastEnders drum roll there.

 

Wasn't anything boxing related really. But he's a sound lad, kept himself to himself and left the cuntishness to his dad. Obviously I'd have chinned them both for nowt but I had tabs so was happy.

[MMXXVIII 1296]

54 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Would he not let bang his Mrs then, Thompers? 

 

Thompers, Quiff, Stevie, I've been called it all on here. Who got the most blowjobs? 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4533]

30 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

Thompers, Quiff, Stevie, I've been called it all on here. Who got the most blowjobs? 

Whoever had baccy to give them 

[Dougle 3996]

So is this a bloke who drinks too much, too early in the day, or a super stealth mackem lodged into place to do ninja damage from the inside, marra (FTM).

In fairness the fucker has been pretty much borderline both from day one.

No personal offence meant MMJMCXIIVZK  you pissed mackem cunt.

Edited January 21, 2023 by Dougle

[wykikitoon 24595]

[Gemmill 53989]

 

 

[wykikitoon 24595]

Like Borat  

[OTF 9020]

French confirmed as twats.

 

I hope Bruno goes on to be a club legend. Passionate, down to earth, humble and a bloody good player.

[Toonpack 12738]

Hmmmmm Curious 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 24832]

Just now, Toonpack said:

Hmmmmm Curious 

 

 

 

 

sean casey must have hacked his account 

[wykikitoon 24595]

Contract extension 

[PaddockLad 20295]

Or we’re about to sign this Franca kid?.

[Isegrim 10972]

He has probably just got a new hair colour or got his father a job as Joelinton’s personal Uber-driver.

[Howay 12496]

 I think it’ll be new contract or hair colour aye. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4533]

His lass has started taking up the back door after having the baby 

[The Fish 11697]

35 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Or we’re about to sign this Franca kid?.

I'd very much like this.

[Gemmill 53989]

It's about his car surfing. 

[Howmanheyman 39116]

 

I love Bruno but he's a right tart on social media. 

[RobElliott 2146]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

Hmmmmm Curious 

 

 

 

 

Heard Karius has asked him to come over and keep the Mrs company while he is out for the afternoon

[wykikitoon 24595]

 

Bruno's agent