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New rumour today, he’s off to the NFL’s Baltimore Ravens. So called after author Edgar Allen Poe’s work.  
 

Would that be a turnip for the books?   
 

CUNT.  

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21 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

New rumour today, he’s off to the NFL’s Baltimore Ravens. So called after author Edgar Allen Poe’s work.  
 

Would that be a turnip for the books?   
 

CUNT.  

This transfer window has been a descent into maelstrom. I hope he ends up getting murdered on the Rue Morgue 

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6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

“In the balance” is about as negative as that fucking shill has been in this entire saga


He hasn’t a fucking clue. Some of his choice of words were bizarre. “Isak informed Newcastle 12 months ago, in his mind”

 

Yeah I was ploughing the fuck out of Margot Robbie, in my mind, doesn’t mean it fucking happened!

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3 hours ago, Craig said:

This cunt is definitely on Liverpool’s payroll.

 

 


God I hope he ends up at PSG, Barca or in Saudi. Anywhere but Liverpool and Liverpool plus their brigade of shills will look mighty foolish. And we win even if he goes for 110m.

 

Saudi would be perfect because Isak would also end up looking like a fool. And we’d still get paid a mint to offload him to the arse end of the football universe. 

 

This whole saga is just one big bullying campaign. Not that I have any moral qualms about it. It’s business after all. But this must stir the PIF into action now. As a matter of principle it’s time to meet fire with fire. 

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A part ex with Ramos at PSG would be the best solution for all parties. 
 

We would end up with 

 

Ramos

Wissa

Elanga

Thiaw

Ramsey

Ramsdale 

 

and only be about £70m down 

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On 13/08/2025 at 09:46, Craig said:

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What’s needed is someone obsessed with statistics, spreadsheets and xYs to analyse the average competency coefficient for the opponents of games we won with and without Isak.  
 

Who amongst us has the skills, the verve, the audacity, the confidence?  

 

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10 hours ago, Craig said:

This cunt is definitely on Liverpool’s payroll.

 

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

“In the balance” is about as negative as that fucking shill has been in this entire saga

 

 

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"So you're telling me there's a chance? Think very caaaarefully about your answer, I've a fucccckkkkking mouthful of hocccckkkklee primed up here, lad."

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42 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

A part ex with Ramos at PSG would be the best solution for all parties. 
 

We would end up with 

 

Ramos

Wissa

Elanga

Thiaw

Ramsey

Ramsdale 

 

and only be about £70m down 

Make It So Star Trek GIF

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6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Real Madrid in the house!! 

 

 

 

 

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I’d tell them £150M in one payment or fuck off then accept £140M from RM or PSG

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Anyone else reporting this second bid? I thought Liverpool were politely waiting for a "you are cordially invited to bid on our best player" letter like the respectful great lads that they are. 

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