eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

[thebrokendoll 7094]

7 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I had a mate who was a Man Utd fan, but I killed him after he sang the oh ah cantana song once to often.

 

 

perfectly reasonable.

[RobinRobin 9232]

13 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

perfectly reasonable.

In fact, it would be rude not to.

[The Fish 8994]

Got a little bet with a Man Utd supporting mate that we'll finish above them this season.

 

Win this and I'll expect him to pay up early.

[LongTimeAdmirer 925]

 

 

 

[Dazzler 5511]

 

6-0 - Isak to score two, Gordon to score two, and the ghost of Beardsley's reputation to turn up, mutter some islamaphobic obscenities and notch the final two.

[trophyshy 6434]

We will be absolutely AMPED for this game. I am going to get fucking hammered and terrify the neighbours again.  

 

4-0

[ewerk 26394]

Quote

Eddie Howe hopes Newcastle's Sean Longstaff and Joe Willock are not out for the long-term.

 

Longstaff had been a near ever-present before the November international break, while Willock had just returned after missing the start of the season with a hamstring problem. Both have missed Newcastle's last two games.

 

Here's Howe:

 

💬 “We hope both Sean and Joe aren’t long-term injuries. The problem is even two or three weeks at this stage feels like a lifetime with the games we have. Very difficult to give a definitive time on both but they’re not too bad.”

 

As for Sven Botman, the defender hasn’t played since September due to a knee issue. Here's Howe again:

 

💬 “He’s not training with us at the moment, he’s building up very slowly to build his load to make sure we don’t hit the knee injury too much. At the moment, he is reacting well and we hope to have him back soon.”

 

Elliot Anderson is having another scan to monitor his rehab but Howe believes it's still going to be 12 weeks out (from the initial time he was injured) for the young midfielder.

 

As for Harvey Barnes who has been out for two months with a foot injury, he is yet to return to training with the group.

 

[Toonpack 6866]

so we have:

 

BD as threadstarter ✅

Gemmill not threadstarter ✅

Renton going ✅

Gloom going ❌❌

HMHM not at work ❌

 

The xD (expected doom) is higher than I would like, but we could be OK 👍

[sammynb 2929]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

so we have:

 

BD as threadstarter ✅

Gemmill not threadstarter ✅

Renton going ✅

Gloom going ❌❌

HMHM not at work ❌

 

The xD (expected doom) is higher than I would like, but we could be OK 👍

 

Hopefully Gloomy's train breaks down and CiaoMan is off, out on the piss, with workmates, so counts as only half an ❌

TBD's got this.

Gemmill's already had his little online cry so that makes it a ✔️✔️

[Howmanheyman 26877]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

so we have:

 

BD as threadstarter ✅

Gemmill not threadstarter ✅

Renton going ✅

Gloom going ❌❌

HMHM not at work ❌

 

The xD (expected doom) is higher than I would like, but we could be OK 👍

 

Tbf, we do also win when I'm off so I'd amend Sammy's half an ❌ to a quarter ❌.

 

[Toonpack 6866]

28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tbf, we do also win when I'm off so I'd amend Sammy's half an ❌ to a quarter ❌.

 

 

That's as maybe, but we win gloriously when you are at work. You are like an xS (expected sausage) multiplier.

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

Did someone say “ sausage multiplier”? 
 

[The Fish 8994]

They're not confident

Newcastle United vs Manchester United | Match Thread | RedCafe.net

[Meenzer 14055]

[LongTimeAdmirer 925]

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 19826]

Eddie confirms Barnes still not training with the group - don't expect him to feature tomorrow 

[RobElliott 970]

Id say Tonali could be pushing Barnes in a wheelchair down the wing to hoy insults at Anthony from 60 mins onwards

[Toonpack 6866]

Please please please

 

[Holden McGroin 4868]

8 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Please please please

 

[Alex 30433]

I am supposed to know who they are? 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205]

11 minutes ago, Alex said:

I am supposed to know who they are? 

I think it’s aimed at @Dr Gloom

[Gemmill 34507]

 

Gloom turning up at SJP tomorrow.

[RobElliott 970]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

Please please please

 

 

Whoever had a curry and fecked up the onboard toilet on the train to put the whole train and line out of action, we salute you!

[wykikitoon 16688]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I am supposed to know who they are? 

+1

[thebrokendoll 7094]

got a ticket.

wouldn't like to even guess at the amount of refreshes but hey, god loves a trier!