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It's early days, and it remains to be seen whether his overall goal contributions stack up against Isak's in the long term, but it's beyond doubt that Woltemade offers more to the team than Isak ever did. His link up play, close control and deft touches around the box are as good as I've seen at NUFC. 

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Aye I've officially called it: we replaced Isak with a better player. He might not score as many but if you add what he provides as a creative spark, I suspect his overall goal contributions will be higher. 

 

I'm just pleased we went for Sesko before we went for Woltemade, or Man United would likely have hot footed it over to Stuttgart to try and poach him out from under us instead of Sesko. 

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye I've officially called it: we replaced Isak with a better player.


You've heard it here first, lads. Woltemade's form is about to drop off a cliff never to return.

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The ONE GREAT JOKE GANG adds its 4th member in 12 hours. 

 

So no, they didn't hear it here first, cos they've already had 3 other tedious pricks make the same joke. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Woltemade was class last night. Eddie is going to have a very tough job on his hands if Wissa plays and is also class. :lol:  Can Wissa play on the wing?

He was a winger recently converted to a more central role 

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10 minutes ago, Tom said:

Rotation is the name of the game 

 

 


If we have any desires to remain at the level we are, it has to be.

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

As Liverpool are currently discovering, if Isak isn't scoring he brings fuck all to the table. 

 

this is true and absolutely not a case of rewriting history or sour grapes. 

 

he was an absolutely lethal finisher, excellent dribbler and could score out of nothing. 

 

but when he wasn't getting the service he could go missing from games. he was also streaky. he would go on mad scoring runs but would also have barren spells. 

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28 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Woltemade was class last night. Eddie is going to have a very tough job on his hands if Wissa plays and is also class. :lol:  Can Wissa play on the wing?

 

just when we thought you were finally getting the hang of this football lark

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If it proves anything it's just how undervalued Murphy's contributions were last season. The footballing media were wax lyrical about Isak's goals, but so many of them were tee'd up by a killer ball from Murphy.

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Woltemade was class last night. Eddie is going to have a very tough job on his hands if Wissa plays and is also class. :lol:  Can Wissa play on the wing?

Jimmy Fallon What GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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10 hours ago, Tom said:

Rotation is the name of the game 

 

 

100%
 

Lost count of how many evening’s have been limproved hugely just by saying 

“ Turn over, love”. 
 

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I was so fucked off with football at the start of the season, the saga of the rat, and our increasing frustration at being gazumped had drained all my enjoyment

Woltemade has almost single handedly dragged me back, and he is an absolute joy to watch. He is obviously having a load of fun, his technique is outstanding, I find myself grinning in delight watching him play

What a signing

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49 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I was so fucked off with football at the start of the season, the saga of the rat, and our increasing frustration at being gazumped had drained all my enjoyment

Woltemade has almost single handedly dragged me back, and he is an absolute joy to watch. He is obviously having a load of fun, his technique is outstanding, I find myself grinning in delight watching him play

What a signing

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"I was very unsure of his game style when he first came in, and how it would translate for me, but it's been unbelievable, I'll be honest. I didn't think it'd be as good as it's turned out to be. He suits my game so well, you see the little passes I do around the corner, that's my style of play as a winger, and not a lot of attackers can really play off that style. But some of his first touches and his little flicks, especially for the third goal, that's top top level."

 

The words of Anthony Gordon about his new hairstyle rival. 

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23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"I was very unsure of his game style when he first came in, and how it would translate for me, but it's been unbelievable, I'll be honest. I didn't think it'd be as good as it's turned out to be. He suits my game so well, you see the little passes I do around the corner, that's my style of play as a winger, and not a lot of attackers can really play off that style. But some of his first touches and his little flicks, especially for the third goal, that's top top level."

 

The words of Anthony Gordon about his new hairstyle rival. 

Gordon when Isak left: Best of luck bro, wish you the best with your career.

 

Gordon when Woltemade leaves:

Feel Like Pure Shit Just Want Her Back Meme - Feel Like Pure Shit Just ...

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