Alex 30389 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The other one went this morning. He was the picture of health a week ago, started being sick, and it turned out to be pancreatitis. The only way to fix it is for them to eat - he was refusing food so they put a feeding tube in, which is standard but it went horribly wrong for him. He vomited the tube up, which wrapped around his larynx and completely fucked his breathing. He was asthmatic anyway so this really messed him up. It was rough this morning cos he was in a proper state when we went to see him. Poor little fucker. Had them 12 years and lost both within 6 weeks of one another. Absolute bullshit. Sorry to hear that, mate. You must be gutted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Aye, sorry mate. Poor things. Sounds like you did everything you could for them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 32 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The other one went this morning. He was the picture of health a week ago, started being sick, and it turned out to be pancreatitis. The only way to fix it is for them to eat - he was refusing food so they put a feeding tube in, which is standard but it went horribly wrong for him. He vomited the tube up, which wrapped around his larynx and completely fucked his breathing. He was asthmatic anyway so this really messed him up. It was rough this morning cos he was in a proper state when we went to see him. Poor little fucker. Had them 12 years and lost both within 6 weeks of one another. Absolute bullshit. Sorry to hear this mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34426 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Cheers lads, appreciate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: The other one went this morning. He was the picture of health a week ago, started being sick, and it turned out to be pancreatitis. The only way to fix it is for them to eat - he was refusing food so they put a feeding tube in, which is standard but it went horribly wrong for him. He vomited the tube up, which wrapped around his larynx and completely fucked his breathing. He was asthmatic anyway so this really messed him up. It was rough this morning cos he was in a proper state when we went to see him. Poor little fucker. Had them 12 years and lost both within 6 weeks of one another. Absolute bullshit. Shit Gemmill, sorry to hear this 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34426 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Cheers mate. Extra long walks for the dog today, he's a good distraction! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: The other one went this morning. He was the picture of health a week ago, started being sick, and it turned out to be pancreatitis. The only way to fix it is for them to eat - he was refusing food so they put a feeding tube in, which is standard but it went horribly wrong for him. He vomited the tube up, which wrapped around his larynx and completely fucked his breathing. He was asthmatic anyway so this really messed him up. It was rough this morning cos he was in a proper state when we went to see him. Poor little fucker. Had them 12 years and lost both within 6 weeks of one another. Absolute bullshit. So sorry to hear this ☹️ It’s horrible, especially after having them so long. Both mine are gone now after 15yrs and I still wait for them to belt down the stairs in a morning when I get home from work and it’s a year since I lost the last one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34426 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Cheers Cath. And aye I've been sat waiting for the cat flap to click. Sorry to hear yours are gone too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9201 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Sorry Gemmill - that's shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Sorry to hear that Gemmill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2411 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Sad news, Gemmill. Commiserations. ❤️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 We’ve had a dog for a year, I’ve never had one before but I don’t think I’d be without one now. Sorry to hear Gem 😘 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19818 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 18 hours ago, Gemmill said: The other one went this morning. He was the picture of health a week ago, started being sick, and it turned out to be pancreatitis. The only way to fix it is for them to eat - he was refusing food so they put a feeding tube in, which is standard but it went horribly wrong for him. He vomited the tube up, which wrapped around his larynx and completely fucked his breathing. He was asthmatic anyway so this really messed him up. It was rough this morning cos he was in a proper state when we went to see him. Poor little fucker. Had them 12 years and lost both within 6 weeks of one another. Absolute bullshit. so sorry to hear that. cats are the best. I would be devastated to lose my two in such quick succession 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 On the subject of dogs Hamish and his idea of a stick this weekend. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Since we’re on about mutts, this filthy cur is having his pink eggs off next week. RIP Dweezil’s knackers. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26793 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Since we’re on about mutts, this filthy cur is having his pink eggs off next week. RIP Dweezil’s knackers. Ah, this reminds me of an old joke. If only I could be arsed to type it all out..... (Robin Robin, stand down from the GIFs, repeat, stand down from the GIFs). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Since we’re on about mutts, this filthy cur is having his pink eggs off next week. RIP Dweezil’s knackers. Took Hamish in for his off and vet talked me out of it, he's still got em !!! And they're fucking huge !! Edited August 30, 2022 by Toonpack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Well, this thread has taken a turn… anyone else want to show their pet’s jewels? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26306 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 I have a pic on my phone of my dog's shaved arsehole that I had to send the vet last year if anyone's interested? DMs open, willing to trade. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30389 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Since we’re on about mutts, this filthy cur is having his pink eggs off next week. RIP Dweezil’s knackers. Frank Knackers son iirc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 31 minutes ago, ewerk said: I have a pic on my phone of my dog's shaved arsehole that I had to send the vet last year if anyone's interested? DMs open, willing to trade. Kinky Bitch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26793 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Seeing the way the thread is going..... A great Dane, a terrier and a Jack Russell are sitting in a vet's waiting room , the great Dane bored of pretending to read the reader's digest decides to strike up a conversation with the other two depressed looking dogs; Great Dane: "Alright, mate? You look miserable as sin, what you in for, if you don't mind me asking?" The terrier looks up at him almost in tears; Terrier: "Castration." Great Dane: "Fucking hell, you poor bastard! How'd that come about?" Terrier: "Well, my owner was sitting on the settee watching coronation street and I saw her dangling her leg and before you know it I was full of the Frankie Vaughan so I started humping her leg! She went off it, hit me on the head and said she'd had enough and I was getting it chopped off the next day!" Great Dane: "Fuck's sake mate, that's bad crack." He looks at the other forlorn dog and asks him his worries. Jack Russell: " Wey, same as him really, my owner was watching EastEnders and I was feeling a bit rampant, so started to dry hump her leg. She shouted out that enough was enough and I was in for the cruelest cut of all." Great Dane: "Lads, I don't know what to say? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." Terrier: "What about you? Why are you here?" Great Dane: "Well it's a bit similar to you lads tbh, I was looking for my rubber bone and I'd looked everywhere, garden, behind the settee so I thought I'd check upstairs. I got past the bathroom and there was my owner just out of the shower and her bathrobe fell off her. I was like a baby's arm holding an apple! I ran up behind her, pinned her down with me big paws on her shoulders and bucked the arse off her for about an hour." Jack Russell: "Fucking hell! Are you in for castration as well?" The great Dane turned his paws over looking down at them, "Err, no, no, nowt like that, she wants iz to get me nails cut." 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: and before you know it I was full of the Frankie Vaughan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Well, this thread has taken a turn… anyone else want to show their pet’s jewels? My mate's Weimaraner. Rumour has it other testicles are in orbit around this pair of gargantuan melons. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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