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I know Newcastle fans in New York & there’s also a fan club in New York. Although that story is made up.

I'm guessing certain people aren't happy with what Pickford said either. Friendship ended?

He failed to actually vomit on the bus? Even on the twisty bits just north of Leeds early on a Friday morning? That's disgraceful. I once vomited on the metro in Paris and 20 odd years later it's still one of my fondest memories.

Hook, line and sinker.

It’s the details in these flights of fantasy that get me. “6th avenue” Do these cunts carry around a note pad

"He turned and looked but said nothing." These mags always saying fuck all when pulled, looking embarrassed or looking down at their feet The story's may get tweaked but the patter remains the same.

The fact he hasn’t clocked he’s the prick in his made up story makes it even funnier. Why feel the need to prove how much of a mackem you are thousands of miles away from where anyone gives a fuck

Another Mag shirt story. Why aye.

Sunak's looks like he's about to get the fuck kicked out of him by the Why Don't You? gang.

I think GB News have done a separate one which gives the Tories 72 seats.

There won’t be enough benches to fill the government seats. I assume this will be front page of the Daily Mail tomorrow.

66 seats.

Sounds over-qualified.

Mackems are expecting Jordan Henderson to make the foray into management with them now, ignoring the fact he’s a mentally deficient chin dribbler.

Thread.

Club's hired a witch doctor and we've successfully passed the curse onto the Lionesses.

There's been a couple of polls out today with no movement. And that includes polling the last couple of days while Abbott was rumbling on.

I don’t know. This saga is pretty good

Everything about Sunderland is incredibly shit.

I don’t see it happening but it would be funny as fuck if the few remaining Tories weren’t even the main opposition. As it stands loads of the current ones are ministers in one form or another. With this comes an additional salary. The same is true for the official leader of the opposition, shadow cabinet, etc. But, iirc, you don’t get anything bar the prestige for being the leader, spokespersons, etc for the other parties. It would be hilarious anyway though. And if the polls are wildly positive for Labour it also shows stuff like Diane Abbott thing, whilst being of interest to people like us who follow politics quite closely, means very little to your average punter. And Labour just need to maintain their current position anyway to have an enormous majority

This is like the Hitzfeld dossier, but with Hitzfeld in on the prank.