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The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it. I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage.

It's alright, @RobinRobin, I've got this one....

We don’t want a bumming though for goal difference.

They’ll have to issue leaflets when they inevitably go down and play the Smoggies. “ Welcome to the Dickinson. This is the stadium name, not an instruction”

And Wigan played in the Europa League after they won the FA Cup and went down

Is Free Willy what your lass calls the operation to get your trousers off when you're pissed as a fart on erdinger and you tell her you need a piss, can't hold it in and are are struggling to get your Steve McQueens off?

"Come 'ed, neck yer ale, lad, we're going to be late for the kick off at the Dickie Hill!"

Did my law degree there. About the time they burned down Toxteth. 🙂

He’s the one that they want.

Go Greek lightning ?

The Marie Curie advert when the woman says they gave her the "amazing gift" of being there at her Dad's last breath. Believe me, it's not a fucking gift.

Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump!

Tak it good and proper

Didn’t Birmingham play in it under Hughton the year after they won the Carabao

Abso-fucking-lutely. We wanted Elanga for Anderson. We got the GK for Anderson. They want Barnes for Ramsay? Guess what you beige bitches, have we got a deal for you?

I mean you know that whole thing of be careful what you name your kid, you don’t want them to have the piss taken out of them … yeah, that!

Once they witness you on a paddleboard, they’ll soon fuck off, don’t you worry about that.

Ipswich played in the UEFA Cup after being relegated to the Championship in 02/03. They got in on their fair play ranking or similar

Huijsen to Real Madrid confirmed.

This entirely. I can’t see Chelsea winning at Forest. A draw maybe. Villa will likely beat Man Utd so we need 3 points from the final two games.

can't for the life of me think why there'd be any need for a legal firm in liverpool?

Yeah they would, why wouldn't they?

Fucking hell