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I may have a form of epilepsy which isn't the normal having a fit type but is nevertheless classed as epilepsy and having seizures even though I'm completely aware of when it's happening and physically fine for the short duration, if I do have it after MRI/ECGs I'll be put on medication but not able to drive for a year or so, FFS. Luckily my new job is a ten minute walk away but there's loads of times I need the car so I could really do without it.

When I got the iPhone X I made the mistake of getting the one with the most storage 512GB I think. When I replaced it I went with 128GB as the cost of storage had gone through the roof and it backed up to cloud anyway. Trying to transfer data between the phones was painful to the say the least and it’s their retention trap - hold all your data and it’s less easy to jump to a different provider.

This is fucking horrendous, but hardly surprising from those scabs. Fucking hate that club with a passion.

I generally use www.whyaiman.co.uk for all my NUFC related environmentally disastrous picture generation.

https://x.com/herculezg/status/1928912991543587009 Enrique might as well have been talking to a brick wall here

Aye. He is the definition of elite.

can't wait for the return of budgie.

Wouldn't be a Newcastle United transfer window without another 6 keepers through the door.

Locking up a long term top tier GK is smart business, but not not something I can get excited over. Both Pope and Dubravka didn't let us down through the season when called on. I do expect us to lock up Trafford after a lengthy pursuit but for him not to join up with us for another year.

There were loads of great performances but Kvaratskhelia was as close to perfect as it gets. You’d have nightmares about marking him. Good at everything and also fast, big, strong and works his bollocks off. And as well as securing the treble he played enough games for Napoli this season to get a Serie A winner’s medal too.

Spooky

“Good morning”

ARCTIC MITCH SUMMER, and just like the sea ice Mitch is fucking off.

Must admit, as soon as I seen those links to Garcia, it all felt like agent talk to extract more money out of Barca. It’s been an open secret that we’re getting Trafford for about a year

Even the first sentence is ironic

8 fucking hours and these cunts haven't signed a soul.

What website are you guys using to make these images?

I get it mate. Horses for courses. My phone's insured through the usual house hold stuff. Last year D1, she had a paddy and chucked it against a brick wall, destroying it. Claimed on insurance, Apple Newcastle fixed it. Great to have that point of contact. On the other hand, none of my androids have ever had problems anyway, mainly cos I'm not an insane teenage lass. Although I may start identifying as one soon, ans please respect that. 👍

Can’t wait to watch this lot eviscerate Spurs in the Super Cup

The PSG turnaround over the last couple of years is amazing. Neymar, Messi, Mbappe, Di Maria, Ramos, Icardi etc all let go, and replaced by a team of talented grafters and a stacked academy.

Mercy flush on 90 mins. Inter absolute shite, I have no clue what their game plan was even meant to be. PSG superb but the high press and energy is just too much for the Italians it seems.

Inter beat Barca for this ffs Might be the most one sided final ever