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Just looked up the top three bars in Pennywell on tripadvisor… 1. The Slug and Bog Roll 2. The Dog’s Bog 3. The 8 Ace Beer Gardens Looks like a canny day out, marra! FTM

A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers).

If somehow, and I know this is a stretch of the Imagineation, but if our lads had gone out in a suburb of sunderland, the place, it’s owners and staff would have been fucking throttled both on their message board and in real life. They’d probably be shut now with a fucking stocks outside.

Anyway, it’s not the Orca’s you need to worry about … … Amble is infested with Pathetic Sharks! ( Bonus DLT and George and Lynda !)

He's scared they'll try and mate with him

i think 69 is the minimum if chelsea and forest draw then 67 would do it on goal difference. as it stands... Arsenal: 68 (+33) - Newcastle (H), Southampton (A) Newcastle: 66 (+23) - Arsenal (A), Everton (H) Man City: 65 (+24) - Bournemouth (H), Fulham (A) Chelsea: 66 (+20) - Nottingham Forest (A) Aston Villa: 66 (+9) - Man Utd (A) Nottingham Forest: 62 (+12) - West Ham (A), Chelsea (H) prediction Newcastle 72 - win both thus arsenal losing a 2 horse race. Arsenal 71 - beat southampton City 69 - win one, draw one Chelsea 69 - win last game. Villa 69 - win last game Forest 65 - lose to Chelsea chores done now to focus on today.

The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it. I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage.

It's alright, @RobinRobin, I've got this one....

We don’t want a bumming though for goal difference.

They’ll have to issue leaflets when they inevitably go down and play the Smoggies. “ Welcome to the Dickinson. This is the stadium name, not an instruction”

And Wigan played in the Europa League after they won the FA Cup and went down

Is Free Willy what your lass calls the operation to get your trousers off when you're pissed as a fart on erdinger and you tell her you need a piss, can't hold it in and are are struggling to get your Steve McQueens off?

"Come 'ed, neck yer ale, lad, we're going to be late for the kick off at the Dickie Hill!"

Did my law degree there. About the time they burned down Toxteth. 🙂

He’s the one that they want.

Go Greek lightning ?

The Marie Curie advert when the woman says they gave her the "amazing gift" of being there at her Dad's last breath. Believe me, it's not a fucking gift.

Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump!

Tak it good and proper

Didn’t Birmingham play in it under Hughton the year after they won the Carabao

Abso-fucking-lutely. We wanted Elanga for Anderson. We got the GK for Anderson. They want Barnes for Ramsay? Guess what you beige bitches, have we got a deal for you?

I mean you know that whole thing of be careful what you name your kid, you don’t want them to have the piss taken out of them … yeah, that!