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Isn't an ad hominem when you attack a person instead of addressing their points? We may require a different pseudo-intellectual Latin phrase for addressing someone's points then adding an extra dig just for the hell of it.

Hand-delivered by Prince Andrew?

It's certainly old-fashioned but I don't see what spiders have to do with it.

Lower league football is the best football

If it's any consolation, last week the rate per 100,000 people in my part of London got as high as 2,800. God bless the neighbourhood-level drilldowns you can do in the UK Covid dashboard.

#house #home #wealth #countryliving #heronfoods #hashtag

They've turned off the replies on this one, can't think why

Although the idea of them being multi-million pound assets in the first place is also a bit mental, so...

Betty White is now a mouldin' girl.

How would we tell the difference to normal?

New Year party food wherever you look, too. Gorge yourself on an Iceland buffet.

Tangentially, I saw this at the supermarket today

TO THE BACON SHED!

At what point do these people, who have clearly been radicalised, fall under terrorism legislation? Genuine question.

Then you'll be a happy zappy Jappy chappy. [/CraigCharles]

In which Killer's house is everything you'd hope it to be https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/features/brian-kilcline-interview/

Since we're doing dad jokes anyway...

With a vengeance

I've got a tight chest but that's because I'm a bit asthmatic and the mother-in-law is a chain smoker who won't open the window even a crack. Meanwhile, her brother walked in earlier and said hello with a cheery "I've got a runny nose, it's probably Omnicrom!". Scenes from a Lincolnshire Christmas, there.

Well, he was until the third lockdown.

Fist once "knew" a lass called Juanita Who kept his house tidy and neater She cleaned kitchen and bed But one look at his shed Was all that it took to defeat her

At least Dishy Rishi is shaking the magic money tree for hospitality and the arts.