Meenzer

Her husband is one of the people in the Shaun Bailey lockdown party photos, because of course he fucking is.

Well we've always thought you look sufficiently like a prisoner.

Outstanding work

Who do you think is still living, Mr. Hitler?

Intimidated by Ken

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Mike

During the darts it was more of an oche chamber

Fuck me, can we not even attract good edgelords?

No, footballer.

Mind, that joke would work a lot better if it wasn't Forest, of all clubs.

They don't want anybody else.

Reminds me of

I understand only railway station.

We can definitely get "Schär and Enjoy" out of this with a bit of effort

Bring back the 90s, I say

Willi Carlisle's Critterland is a cracker

That's £5 to get there and £60 to leave again.

Or if he's on an interest-only deal for some reason

Gout

Two bags of tomato sauce Tudor instead of one.

Are you sure you haven't missed out a decimal point there?

Are you sure you haven't missed out a decimal point there?

Aye. That's exactly what's happening to me (although in "our" case, the software isn't actually good enough for what they want it to do yet but they don't seem to realise that, which is another reason they're losing business and opting to cut jobs in response - it's a vicious circle of AI venture capital techbro fuckwittery). I think this is good policy for any desk-based job really, especially one that involves writing/creation in any form. I do work hard sometimes (honest ) but even then, I'll be punctuating it with micro-breaks of a minute or two to refresh this place, have a pop at LTA or CT, then get straight back to work again. It all helps with focus.

Clattenburg on this is exactly how I imagine Adam Pearson being when he grows up