Monster

Big Country - Wonderland

Fucking love Two Pints..... Bought it all on DVD. Sheridan Smith would get it until her flaps were raw.

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Unless you're the sort of annoying spacka that everyone has blocked? Sorry, just a thought.....

Ayr United 0 Alloa Athletic 1 Absolute and total toilet. Just utter garbage. Mince. Pish. Arse. 4-5-1 everyone behind the ball in case we lose a goal shite!!!

Watership Down scared the shit out of me when i was a nipper. My parents laughed st me when i told them(quite understandably) and that just made it worse. Even now rabbits make me mildly uneasy, as though they are considering a Monty Pythons Holy Grail reaction straight for the throat

My back door is fucking useless. It has rained into my kitchen with the door shut Plug the gaps with a cat.

Bowling for soup? Spasming for a sandwich tbh. Anyway, i bee listening to: American Head Charge - A Violent Reaction Which is so very machismo it makes up entirely for my Duran-esque poovery earlier. Yes.

In fairness i'm not one to be laughing at 'special' folks. That was a good effort from the lad. Well done to him.

Stop holding trophies up willy nilly. i'm getting distraught.

Didn't take you too long to Command he Conquer you then?

It's a bit of a pain tbh. Takes 3 or 4 hours to reclaim the title which is, of course, rightfully mine! Can't have a girlie champion of any arcade game. Just wouldn't be right.

Lost a few family members to cancer, but them again a couple have beaten it as well, so keep on keepin' on. Good luck.

A sort of what?! Sort of sensible, respectable and unlikely to be swayed by such obvious sucking up tbh. Although sort of likely to lose her Jewel quest title whenever the Monster has 3 hours to spare.

Ordinary World - Duran Duran What can i say? I'm Scottish, old AND gay.

This catmag must be a bit of a sort.

I would liking to be in agreemement with these thinkings, but I don't really knowing what it is meanings Any excuse to type shite Which reminds me: Two kids caught stealing batteries and fireworks at my local shop yesterday. Police charged one and let the other off!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, fuck yas I don't hear any better from you lot!! Bloke walks up to a nightclub with jump leads round his neck. Bouncer goes:"I'll let you in mate, but don't start anything, right?"

Louse at 4 today. Go to bank...withdraw cash. Go to Morrisons for 3 cases of Stella for £20 Watch Ice Age 2 with me boy tonight and have a few refreshments. Go to home game versus Alloa tomorrow, have a few refreshments Home for a chinese and a few refreshments. Mother-in-law coming on Sunday, remember garlic and stake.

Probably not in a private school in Brussels though.

One of me mates from school has just called his bairn Hugo Mind you, he lives in Brussels, works for the Un and is married to some French bint, so....

Go as early as you can to the stadium and buy tickets there. Don't buy them anywhere else, even if you are tempted by the convenience. Barcas membership often allow the club to sell their seat through the club and there are always a certain amount of seats available. Enjoy!

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw. Bollocks, it's like a fucking klan meeting around here sometimes. That wasn't an implication that the blacks smell of bollocks btw. This thread has Gemmill potential. I hope you aren't implying blacks or gays smell like Gemmill. I heard Gemmil smells like a chip shop.

Rather that than smelling of the blacks or the gays, eh?

On Saturday there i nearly got divorced. It all started as i got to the pub about 11 to peruse the bus list and discover happily that the bloody thing was sold out! As the landlady went to open my bottle of Stella i then decided on the spur of the moment to rink Strongbow instead. I had not eaten and i don't like cider, so what the hell possessed me i have no idea. Anyway, by the time we got to Stranraer i'm about 10 ciders in, and i decide to stay in the pub and not watch the game. So by the time the bus got underway again i was as drunk as a piss-stained tramp at Christmas. Apparently i kept mumbling strange things about Ayrshire being great and shouting and waving my fist randomly out of the window. When me and the missus got back we had a blazing row about my chronic alcoholism versus her inability to take the poker out of her arse for 5 fucking minutes of her life and she went to work a bit upset. She phoned me from her work about half nine, just as i was in mid puke. I proceeded to apologise, burst into tears and pass out. What can i say? I'm Scottish.....

my cheerful thing today is the wife deciding not to divorce me after yesterday. i drank cider all day withouty having anything to eat, fell out with her on the way home from the fitba', screamed at her that my son is from Ayrshire, told her i wanted a divorce then burst into tears and passed out.