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Remember when we were told by fans of other clubs that we play boring defensive football and time wasted

I don’t wear chaps mate, FULL NAKED

It’s alright, I’m sure all the other leather clad lads you hang about with and go for rides in the countryside with on sunny Sundays will support you through it, maybe hold your hand

Spoken like someone without an Audi

As an audi driver, fuck the lot of you

Unless you are interested in any of the PlayStation exclusives, agree with Andrew. Although don’t count out the switch it you are only going to be playing really casually, you can dock it to the big telly and it works decently well.

If you like Sleaford Mods, look at my mates band Benefits.

Was it Gemmil or MF who is size 5 feet?

Are you a plastic jock?

I was born and brought up in Middlesbrough, my dad worked at ICI… I know where the term comes from so you can fuck off dropping your memes.

I don’t know the historical geography but Stockton and the orks born there are definitely not smoggies

Engineering wise if you spend enough it can be done. Legally, no idea

Not even a smoggie, that little cunt was born in Stockton

Thanks for the help lads

Ive got to take one of my brothers carers to a training course in Washington on Monday and wait three hours until she’s finished. Any recommendations to waste 3 hours around there? Was thinking Seaburn beach depending on the weather?

Lineker? Or Gazza? Early 90s maybe

Website is tragic, enter the ballot, put your card details in and it crashes with an unspecified error

Not bothered mate, he can do what he wants, when he wants ants, with what he wants

Definitely yes but only if I can film it and watch it back

Schar shag our lass, but I have to watch. Edward Howe. Motm

Bruno best player on the pitch despite his kids

Lascelles to score from a corner

Or nobody wants to claim you

Pick up your dummy on the way out.

Is he playing in midfield?